YOUR MAMMA'S SO...
Fat

when she steps on a scale, it says 'to be continued'!

when she puts on a yellow coat, people yell out TAXI

every time she turns around its her birthday

when her phone rings, people think she's reversing

when she sits around the house she actually sits around the house.

she uses a paint roller to put on her make-up

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Thick

She died of starvation in a supermarket

She run out of gas in Texaco

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Your mamma's teeth are so yellow, I can't believe it's not butter!
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