YOUR MAMMA'S SO... |
Fat when she steps on a scale, it says 'to be continued'! when she puts on a yellow coat, people yell out TAXI every time she turns around its her birthday when her phone rings, people think she's reversing when she sits around the house she actually sits around the house. she uses a paint roller to put on her make-up -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Thick She died of starvation in a supermarket She run out of gas in Texaco --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Your mamma's teeth are so yellow, I can't believe it's not butter! |