Roger

This is the spokes person for the head of the meer-cat crime family. His name is Don Corneleos and he is ruthless to say the least. Born in the heartland of Africa in 1996, he pleged allegiens to to boss and helped him spread his influence all the way to the Sahara and South Africa. He controlls all the nut trafficing and the water rasioning in the summer drought. If you get on his bad side you might aswell book your funeral because you're as good as dead. He has contacts all over Africa and even some close friends in Asia. He is the number 1 man of the head who no one has ever seen.

We can see him here on the right negotiating a land treaty with the rival crime family the Sopranos. It was this very deal that caused Roger his livelyhood. Through this very peace talk Rogers fate was sealed. After this Don Corneleos recieved orders from the top to have everyone pay an innitiation fee to him of 20 of the finest fruits. Roger was having none of it and decided to fight, out numbered he was forced to do what they said and now lies at the end of a chain at the head's thrown. He has not been seen since and the investigation is still continuing.

This is an artists rendering of what we think the head might look like. As you can see he is half meer-cat and half owl. We believe he uses his night vision eyes to seek his victims in the night and his talons to grip the necks and squeeze. This along with hes meer-cat like agility and stealth makes him the ultimate assassin. Which is how we think he came to power so fast. Only one person has ever seen him and even he is to afraid to talk about it. Only the gang members and the slaves make contact. This is why we need to get Roger out becasue his statement would be vital aswell as his life. If you have any information please contact the FBI as soon as possible. We need to stop this monster soon.

The only living eye witness is big bubba here, he escaped from one of the notorious prisons and has only been able to utter basic sentenses since. He has been deeply emotionally scarred and we dont know if he will ever recover from this ordeal. If you can help us by iforming us of any family he might have we would much appreciate it. The emotion scars came mostly from the prison where he was forced to wear womans clothing and do the macarana for 12 hours straight. From what we can tell from his mutterings it appears that he did it so often it even happened in his sleep. What a waist of a life!