Really Important Stuff Kids Have Taught Me

~It's more fun to color outside the lines.

~If you're going draw on the wall, do it behind the couch.

~Ask why until you understand.

~Hang on tight.

~Even if you've been fishing for 3 hours and haven't gotten anything except poison ivy and a sunburn, you're still better off than the worm.

~Make up the rules as you go along.

~It doesn't matter who started it.

~Ask for sprinkles.

~If the horse you're drawing looks more like a dog, make it a dog.

~Save a place in line for your friends.

~Sometimes you have to take the test before you've finished studying.

~If you want a kitten, start out asking for a horse.

~Picking your nose when no one else is looking is still picking your nose.

~Just keep banging until someone opens the door.

~Making your bed is a waste of time.

~There is no good reason why clothes have to match.

~Even Popeye didn't eat his spinach until he absolutely had to.

~If your dog doesn't like someone, you probably shouldn't either.

~Toads aren't ugly, they're just toads.

~Don't pop someone else's bubble.

~You work so hard peddling up the hill that you hate to brake on the way down.

~If you stand on tiptoe to be measured this year, you'll have to stand on tiptoe for the rest of your life.

~You can't ask to start over just because you're losing the game.

~Chasing the cat is more fun than catching it.

~Make your mother proud of you.