ROLL THE DICE

HEIGHT-------------------------------6FT 3" WEIGHT------------------------------275 POUNDS FINISHER----------------------------SNAKE EYES. BIOGRAPHY------------------------"CLASS PRESIDENT AT SCHOOL, ALL STATE CHAMPION AT WRESTLING, JERSEY RETIRED AT FLORIDA STATE, VIETNAM WAR VETERAN + A DAMN FINE AMERICAN"                    THESE ARE ONLY SOME  OF THE WORDS THAT YOU COULD USE TO DISCIBE CHAD WITHERSPOONS BROTHER DAVE. "CHAD WAS PRETTY DEAD ON ASWELL" SAID ONE OF HIS CLASSMATES AT COLLEGE. THIS WAS PRETTY MUCH THE STORY OF CHAD'S YOUTH LIVING IN THE SHADOW OF HIS OLDER MORE SUCCESSFUL BROTHER. HOWEVER IT WAS THIS THAT DROVE THIS NATIVE TEXAN INTO THE WRESTLING BUSINESS. "YEAH THAT'S RIGHT. I JUST WANTED TO KICK SOME ASS BABY" SAID THE CRAZY KID WHO IS A LOT MORE ENERGETIC THAN THE SERIOUS COOL CHARACTER THAT HE PLAYS "THE DICEMAN" CHADS TALENT WAS APPARENT WHEN HE STARTED WRESTLING + HE WAS IMMEDIATELY SIGNED BY WFS + PUSHED STRAIGHT TO THE TOP. TO BE FAIR IT IS THERE WHERE HE HAS REMAINED DEFEATING BASICALLY EVERYONE IN HIS PATH. CHAD WHO NOW RESIDES IN THE PLAYBOY MANSION SPOKE OF HIS EARLY WRESTLING CAREER. "WELL BABY WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. I WAS JUST A CRAZY KID KICKIN' IT BACK WITH MY HOMMIES DRINKIN JUICE DURIN THE DAY AND WHOOPIN' ASS IN THE RING AT NIGHT. BUT SOMETHING WAS MISSING. I DIDNT HAVE A GIMMIC + PLAIN OLD CAMERA SHY CHAD WITHERSPOON WASN'T GETTIN OVER. SOMETHING HAD TO CHANGE BRO, SO I TRIED OUT A COUPLE OF NAMES AT DIFFERENT NIGHTS TO SEE WHAT REACTION I WOULD GET. I STARTED OFF AS THE "ICE MAN" BUT THAT WASNT TOO HOT BABY. THEN I WAS THE "LICE MAN" BUT THAT GOT TOO MESSY. I ALSO TRIED OUT THE "RICE MAN", THE "SPICE MAN", THE "SLICE MAN", THE "MICE MAN", THE "VICE MAN". I STAYED WITH THE "NICE MAN" FOR A WHILE. WHAT I WOULD DO WAS, I WOULD HELP OLD PEOPLE ACROSS THE STREET AND I USED TO WRESTLE IN A SCOUT UNIFORM. AS YOU CAN TELL BOY, THIS DIDNT WORK" "THEN IT HIT ME IN A FLASH. WHILE I WAS "ENTERTAINING" ABOUT FOUR OR FIVE LADIES IN MY CAR I LOOKED UP AND THERE I SAW MY CHERISHED FURRY DICE BOUNCING AROUND. YESSSSSSSSSSSS I SREAMED YESSSSSSSSSSS. I HAVE IT. FROM NOW ON WHEN YOU SAY THE NAME WITHERSPOON YOU WILL SAY "THE DICEMAN" FROM THERE THE DICEMAN NEVER LOOKED BACK AND THIS FANTASIC SUPERSTAR IS SETTING UCW ON FIRE AS WE SPEAK.