He calls himself the "Caucasian Heat" that attracts all the ladies. He says he is the sexiest man alive. He even thinks that no woman could resist him. Whether that is true or not is yet to be proven but one thing is for sure: Cracker is an outstanding wrestler. His quickness and agility helps him over power guys weighing a hundred pounds more then him. Don't believe me, ask Meat Man and Blue Giant. Cracker is known to be a very spontaneous person. He usually says what he wants and does what he wants. One day a girl was rubbing his head after he had gotten it shaved and asked "Does that feel weird?" Cracker grabbed her breast and replied "I don't know. Does this feel wierd?!" This is even worse around the UWC locker room. He has beaten up Commissioner Runner on several occasions. Once at Video Library! Put aside his unusual behavior, Cracker has made a name for himself in the UWC. His matches against The Punk, Cadwalider, and Spazz stand out as some of UWC's finest. Unless Cracker can break through the politics of the The Darkside and of The Runner and The Office (Running for Office), he will never be championship material and will just remain one the many hopeless and cheated faces of the Ultimate Wrestling Challenge. |