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Chris "The Goon" Greenfield or Goonfield as he is known by his friends, is what people like to call a compulsive liar. Growing up one of 14 children was hard on him. He was barely even noticed because of the attention his other 13 siblings demanded. So to get the attention he craved, he began to lie. At first the lies were small, but the lies grew larger. Day by day. It eventually became so bad that he convinced himself he was telling the truth all the time. He eventually became so dis-allusioned that he thought he could whoop up three UWC wrestlers without any problems. After all, he lifts weights two hours a day, five days a week. Yet, defeating the three wrestlers proved hard. Before any match took place, agreements were made. If Greenfield won any of his matches then he would become a partial owner of the UWC, but if he lost he had to become a wrestler for the UWC. His first match was against Lover Boy. He tried his best but the match ended in a no contest. He then took on Meat Man. Meat Man proved too tough for Goonfield because he gave up four minutes into the match. His last match was against Cracker. The two fought hard for close to ten minutes but in the end it was Cracker who came out on top. Now The Goon is a wrestler and the biggest chomo in the UWC. | |||||