If you mention the Toolbox Nightclub in Great Falls, MT, then you better be prepared for the story of your lifetime because Almond loves to talk. Almond's story starts out when there was shortage of male strippers in Great Falls. Looking for a job that would support his coke addiction, Almond had no choice but to become one of these strippers. He danced day and night and he loved it.
"I was the best there was! Nobody could dance like me! I was the Almond! The best male exotic dancer in Montana! says Almond.
And Almond was. He was the main event at the Toolbox. People came to the Toolbox for one reason and one reason only: to see Almond dance his way through the night.
I would like to say this happy little story never did end, but it does. Only Almond explains it best: "There I was, dancing the night away! People were grabbing at me, stuffing money down my shorts! I was having the time of my life, that is until they walked in. The Norwegian mafia that is. The owner forgot to pay the mafia rent for the strip club. So they decided it would be best to shoot up the place. While shooting up the place, they shot the Almond in the buttocks! I could no longer dance. I decided to look for a new job. I found a wrestling add in the paper in which I saw a picture of one Cadwalider Giskaas. I then remembered that he was the guy who shot the beautiful Almond. So now I am in the UWC, grappling my way to the top and hopefully to Cadwalider Giskaas!"