To get a better understanding of the Storylines in the UWC, you should read Storylines Edition #1 and Storylines Edition #2 before you read this.

It has come to my understanding that the storylines section of the site is quite popular with visitors of our website. That is why I will try my best to keep the storylines section up to date.

Well, STEEL #2 took place April 28, 2001 in Sun Prairie, Montana, a town that is seven miles away from the UWC headquarters in Great Falls. STEEL #2 was booked basically to give UWC wrestlers something to do before the Sexiest Man Alive Tournament, which has yet to get underway. STEEL #2 was basically the equivalence to a WWF Metal, because it wasn't a very good event, but STEEL #3 was a great event full of lots of action that made up for STEEL #2's weakness as a show and set up the Sexiest Man Alive Tournament.

I'll start with some events that happened before STEEL #2 though. The Grammer was able to trick Cracker into a HaRdCore Title Match. The two squared off for around fifteen minutes in a match that was more technical then hardcore. Cracker had the match in the bag, but Caboose came to his brother, The Grammer's aid and anklelocked Cracker while his brother defragmented (clawed) Cracker and Cracker tapped out making The Grammer the second HaRdCoRe Champion in UWC history. Caboose later commented "Looking back on the situation at hand, I shouldn't have interfered but I do not regret that I did. I am just happy that I helped my brother achieve one of his most ultimate goals in his life and that is becoming a backyard wrestling champion, even if it took him 32 years to achive it."

Cracker didn't take lightly to the situation and from what sources tell me, he went downtown to apparently "buy a weapon to take out The Grammer." Well, while he was walking a long he had an altercation with The Darkside's leader, Phantom and was stabbed three times in the abdomen. Cracker was hospitalized for a week. Suprisingly, Cracker didn't press any charges but has vowed to help his friend, Meat Man take out The Darkside (a stable consisting of Black Shadow, Cadwalider Giskaas, Dare Devil, and Phantom).

Weeks later, a guy by the name of Chris "The Goon" Greenfield challenged Meat Man, Lover Boy, and the recovering, Cracker to single matches against him, claiming that "the uwc was full of pussies." The arrangement was that if Greenfield was able to defeat any one wrestler, then that wrestler would have to retire, but if Greenfield lost any of his matches, he would have to join the UWC as a wrestler. The first match Greenfield had was against Lover Boy. They pranced, they danced, they talked, and they walked... unfortunately too much because time ran out and the match was ruled a draw. Greenfield's second match was against Meat Man. Meat Man unleashed his fury upon The Goon and quickly defeated him with The Million Dollar Dream sleeper hold. Greenfield's last match was against the injured Cracker. The two battled it out for nearly ten minutes, but in the end it was Cracker who was able to apply the armbar and make a goon out of Greenfield. Immediately after the match, Greenfield was presented with a UWC Contract which he was forced to sign. He is now the biggest "goon" in the Ultimate Wrestling Challenge.

On to STEEL #2! STEEL #2 started off with the footage of two old time buddies, Killer Sk8er and Dare Devil reminising about the old days. If you don't know already, Phantom, who is in charge of Dare Devil, doesn't allow him to associate with people other then the Darkside. So Killer Sk8er and Dare Devil are chatting when Cracker interrupts and insults them. Things start getting a little violent and then Cracker stuns Killer Sk8er which is followed by a stunner to Dare Devil. This little incident ignited the flame to what was to come at STEEL #3.

STEEL #2's first match starts about 30 minutes later which is the sex machine, Lover Boy taking on Killer "I just got stunned" Sk8er. Meat Man decides to take a break from wrestling and refs STEEL #2. I don't know how to explain this match to someone who didn't see it. Just imagine Rikishi vs Haku. Ahhh... yes... it was that bad. The two dance, prance, walk, and even talk... wait! That was just Lover Boy. He does that in every match. I guess he tries to subdue his opponent with his charm and charisma. Creative approach if you ask me. Well, the match goes on for a while and then Lover Boy backtosses Killer Sk8er onto the damn ground! That had to hurt like hell! Finally, things end up in the Love Hug with Killer Sk8er tapping out! The crappy match streak continues for Killer Sk8er and Lover Boy adds a squash victory to his resume... which currently includes McDonald's and Burger Master. Killer Sk8er adds Lover Boy to his "People I want to Kill" list which at this point includes The Punk and Cracker.

Well... that last match was good comic relief but not as funny as what is about to happen next. SpazZ, a new comer to the Ultimate Wrestling "Non" Challenge decides he wants to be hated around the work place and cuts a promo on that Norwegian heart throb, Cadwalider Giskaas. Unfortunetaly for SpazZ, Giskaas was watching the promo and interupts. SpazZ becomes spazzish, and Giskaas unleashes his best Cadwalider Club to Neck ever and ponders why everybody hates him.

Alrighty then, I am still trying to catch my breath from that exciting shit with Giskaas and SpazZ when the Cracker/Dare Devil match starts. Number of suplexes used: somewhere around 47. Number of neckbreakers used: somewhere around 32. Well, I may be exaggerating just a little bit but those moves were used quite a bit. These two put on a great match even though it may have lasted five minutes too long, but it probably ranks as the second best "wrestling" match in the UWC behind the hardcore match in which Cracker and The Punk beat the shit out of eachother with bats, trash cans, and picnic tables! Back to the match. Cracker and Dare Devil battle it out like fifteen minutes. Well actually, Cracker beat the shit out of Dare Devil for fifteen minutes. This beating included a few chair shots, a couple stunners, suplexes, ddts, a huge ass back drop on the ground, and a belly to belly suplex to the ground which Dare Devil calls "the most painful move to ever be done in UWC history." Well, here comes the end when Dare Devil drop toe holds Cracker and applies the Devil's Wrath (crossface). Cracker taps out, but watch out! Cracker is mad! He tells the special guest referee and friend, Meat Man to "get that mutha fucka!" Meat Man tombstones Dare Devil and just to make sure Dare Devil totally gets his ass kicked... Cracker stuns him again! All I wanna know is where the hell is the rest of the Darkside!?

Ok... so here comes match #3 which is a featherweight match pinning Cadwalider "I'm too sexy for my haircut" Giskaas and SpazZ against one another. This match is almost as funny as Giskaas's match with Blue Giant. The two manage to work a 2X4 into the match. Giskaas whirls the 2X4 around a couple of times and then hits SpazZ with it followed by a few club to necks. Giskaas eventually pins SpazZ and nothing happens. An ordinary match!!! But rumor has it that Giskaas has decided to not feud with SpazZ because he has the following people to feud with: Blue Giant, Cracker, Almond, Meat Man, The Runner, Elton John, Cat Stevens, Violent J, Jerry Rice, Micheal Jackson, and The Office. SpazZ has responded to this with many unusual posts in the UWC message board. We currently have our down-syndrome translaters at work figuring out what he has been saying.

So now we come to the pinnacle of the show, the Main Event in which Phantom challenges "computer programmer/internet porn enthusiest" The Grammer for the HaRdCoRe Championship. The Grammer surprises everyone with his brutal, hardcore, technical style. Grammer dominates the match and makes the leader of the Darkside look like... the Brooklyn Brawler. Grammer shouts "Woo!" many times in his attempt to take over The Guiness Book of World Records record for how many times a person can say "Woo!" in a wrestling match. The current record holder is Ric Flair, but Kurt Angle isn't far behind. Grammer successfully defends his HaRdCoRe Championship, proving that dreams can come true later in life.

To read more detailed STEEl #2 Results Click Here.

To read the STEEL #3 Results Click Here.