The Grammer's Biography



Name: The Grammer Age: 32 Height: 6'1 Weight: 190 Career Highlights: HaRdCoRe Champion Hometown: Billings, MT Allegiance: Major Heel Finisher: The Defragmenter (claw) Signature Moves: Monkey Toss Theme: "Space Monkeys" by Dust Brothers Quote: "I'm gonna lay out all your source code!"
When you first clicked on The Grammer's name, you probably thought he was some sort of english teacher or something. Well, he isn't a English teacher but a computer programmer. He is highly skilled in HTML, Javascript, and several other types of codes. He spends most of his day working on a his company's website. At least that is what he says. Some co-workers say he actually is looking at pornographic material while working. The Grammer's first wrestling experiences were with his older brother, Caboose. The Grammer and Caboose would wrestle all the time. Usually with Caboose coming out on top. Knowing he lacked the physical ability to become a professional athlete, The Grammer decided to get into computers. Like any other under-worked employee, The Grammer became bored. He started looking at porno during working hours on his computer. While looking for porno on a search engine, he came across the Ultimate Wrestling Challenge website. He started posting in the UWC Messageboard, harassing UWC wrestlers. It got so bad that the Messageboard has to be cleared out once. Ironically, Caboose, Grammer's brother, was the official referee and column writer of the UWC. Caboose pulled some strings and now Grammer has found himself in the UWC. His main target is Cracker for reasons unknown. All we know is The Grammer is one strange character and he just waiting to lay out somebody's source code.