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Results of both my and other people's Googlewhacks, if they can get their act together.
One of my own.  The second word is "perpetuality" and the first is "when somebody has had their bollocks cut off, they have been c_______"

Took me to some weird goth site thing.  It is written terribly.  Really poor spelling and grammar.  This person actually writes "shyeah".  I'd never do anything like that myself, natch.  My spelling and grammar is always perfect(!)

Actually, this page would be quite an insight in to the depressing life of this "gothy" and her spiral of self destruction but to be quite honest, anyone who uses a z instead of an s for plurals deserves everything they get.

And here is this page's creepy picture --->
Black, melodramatic and creepy.  Gothtastic.
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Since I've been Googlewhacking I've found a few more but none of them have had any pictures on the webpage.  Dammit.  Both Anna from Uni (not the one on the people pages) and Owen have found me a Googlewhack each but one was a pdf file, which I can't accept on moral reasons, and the other was a wordlist, and as such disqualified.  I need more Googlewhacks!

Owen kindly found me another Googlewhack but it was another wordlist.  A weird wordlist though, and it had loads of creepy things on like Hydrogen Bomb, Atomic Bomb, Warhead, Hell Bomb, Belial, Dagon, Hades, Gehenna, Armageddon and so on.  Trust Owen to be the one to find it. 
SUCCESS!

Well, somebody's finally got one.  This is from Andy, and although the picture isn't that creepy, its nevertheless weird as anything.  Here's the clue if you want to check it out - the first word is cinquain and the second is a fancy building where dead bodies are kept.  Begins with an M and its not morgue. 

This takes you to the Centre for Russian and Easter European Studies (REES) for short, so if you ever fancy looking into The Architecture of the Russian Orthodox Church, or Latvian town planning then this would be the place to go.  Thank you very much Andy.
GOOGLEWHACKS AHOY!

Much thanks to Anna (the nice one off my course) for these beauties.  The first one is a squashed square gynophobia and that takes you to a page about The Gay Odyssey of Neurosis and eerily it mentions the "Toothed Vagina" theory, which was one of the bullshit theories I had to learn about on my degree.  Its a theory all about the male fear of castration blah de blah de blah.  One example of a "Toothed Vagina" is the shark from Jaws apparently.  That's why we're frightened of it, because its a toothed vagina.  Not because its a BIG FUCKING SHARK!  Jesus.  Anyway, it provided me with these pictures.  Actually, this page isn't too bad - its kind of like my page but with better programming and more gayness.  Does it have a section about Professional Ninja as a career option?  Or a cryptic hidden quest?  I don't think so.  Loser. The pictures aren't that creepy, although I think there's something unnerving about the fish being gutted.  Oh yeah, and if you don't know, the guy giving the peace sign in picture two is Alan Cummings.  "I am invincible!"
The second one is a synonym for hated beginning with "l" kinaesthesia which bizarrely takes you to a page all German about some bloke called Olaf Stapledon.  Evidently he had something to do with the study of nebulae but what exactly I don't really know, my German isn't good enough to translate.  A shame really because it does actually look like it might be quite interesting.  Anyway, there wasn't really a creepy picture on this page but there was a weird one. Check it.  If anyone can provide me with a translation then it would be much appreciated.  Not that anyone who checks this page can.  I should really start checking other people's pages and signing their guestbooks to get more traffic.  Except without the GoPlay message board I wouldn't know where to start. 
Gott bearbeitet das Chaos.
Apparently.