Dahmer and Greg
When Greg, a young attorney from a wealthy family meets Jeffrey, a free-spirited young serial killer, they get married on their first date in Reno. Hilarity ensues when their two worlds collide, with Jeffrey trying to show Greg how to escape from his buttoned-down straitlaced responsible life by drilling holes in the skulls of young homsexuals and building shrines out of their bodies whilst Greg tries to show Jeffrey that everybody needs a little bit of responsibility in their life.
"They're the original odd couple!" - TV Guide
Selected Episode
Season One, Episode Seven
Indian Summer
While sunning on the roof, Jeffrey and his kooky best friend Jack meet an old Native American who wants to die on the premises, claiming that it is the site of his ancestors' sacred burial ground. Naturally, Jeffrey invites him to stay with them and naturally Greg is suspicious of their motives, even going to the extent to get Pete to impersonate him at a meeting with the Attorney General.
A hilarious episode that culminates with one of the greatest comedy set pieces of all time, as Jeffrey finishes pouring the acid into the skull of his houseguest, Greg storms into to the apartment to prove that the Native American is just out for a free lunch, only to find that Jeffrey has turned him into a free lunch.
Selected Dialogue
Greg: "Jeffrey, how can you keep this guy around? He's obviously just trying to scam you."
Jeffrey: "Why do people always try to leave me?! Don't go! DON'T LEAVE ME ALONE!"
Position Held: Enforcer
Area of Business: Extortion
Special Skills: Brawling, Torture
Wanted for: GBH(x14), ABH(x25), Murder 2(x2), Murder 1(x1)
Notes: The Bull works directly under Cuervo, carrying out all the tasks that require his special skills. The Bull very rarely carrys weapons but is considered dangerous, do not try to apprehend.
Reward: $30,000
Position Held: Capo
Area of Business: Extortion
Special Skills: Strength, Fire-starting
Wanted for: GBH(x3), ABH(x7), Arson (x1), Murder 2 (x1)
Notes: Cuervo is responsible for the chief extorion rackets in the city, he is suspected of pulling in over $12,000 a week from various protection rackets.
Reward: $40,000
Position Held: Lieutenant
Area of Business: Pornography
Special Skills: Handgun, Knives
Wanted for: Supplying illegal materials, Unlawful assembly
Notes: Despite having risen to the position of Lieutenant, The Kid is wanted for very few crimes. While we do not believe that he keeps his nose clean, there is no evidence to suggest connection to more severe crimes.
Reward: $15,000
Position Held: Capo
Area of Business: Gambling, Smuggling
Special Skills: Computer, Handgun
Wanted for: Credit Card Fraud(x15), Operation of unliscened Casino(x1)
Notes: The brains of the operation, Ricardo brings in the most money for the group and uses his considerable skills to launder this money into legal operations. Despite appearing a 'soft' target, considered armed and dangerous.
Reward: $53,000
Position Held: Lieutenant
Area of Business: Drug Trafficking
Special Skills: Seduction, Handgun
Wanted for: Possession with intent to supply(x25), Manslaughter(x1)
Notes: Do not be fooled by appearances, the lovely Sarita has a mind as ruthless as any others of the group and is the second biggest earner of the group. Sarita is seen as the best way to access the Don and needs to be taken alive.
Reward: $42,000
Position Held: Lieutenant
Area of Business: Prostitution
Special Skills: Handgun, Driving
Wanted for: Owning brothel, ABH(x2), Larceny(x3), GTA(x4)
Notes: Despite running the prostitution racket, Riviera also acts as the main driver.. Often seen about town he has managed to avoid arrest only due to the intervention of his lawyer. Pictured with his Moll, known only as ESP.
Reward: $24,000
Position Held: Enforcer
Area of Business: All
Special Skills: Firearms, Blades
Wanted for: ABH(x3), ADW(x4)
Notes: Not responsible for any one area of business, Finger-Tips acts as liason between the various branches of the organisation as well as running a small black-market operation on the side. Whilst not one of the most important members of the group he has a finger in every pie, and if turned could give us the whole group.
Reward: $18,000
Position Held: Hitman
Area of Business: Assassination,
Special Skills: All Weapons, Stealth
Wanted for: Murder 1(x16)
Notes: Known only as "The Boss", this is the only file photo of the group's chief hitman, taken at a 'Family' party. Considered armed and extremely dangerous, do not approach without full backup.
Reward: $38,000
