Our First House Party

Friday 11th October 2002

Mad as we are Angela, Andy, Alex, Jenny, Sally and Myself decided to let a load of stray university students into our house for a few hours! They drank... and drank... and made a mess... and drank... so it was a total success! This is my story of the night...

	Jenny and I started the night with pre-party cocktails (v. posh), expertly shaken by Jenny in her new cocktail shaker...
...The security arrived. We only employ the best - but due to our lack of funds we had to do with David and Teresa volunteering. Their strict door policy meant only the finest lobster into our fine establishment....
		...Soon everyone was in the party mood...
	...Ben was working on his come to bed eyes, while Danielle was hoping her dazzling smile would do the trink on some unsuspecting male - the smile wins and Danielle bags herself 3 blokes in one swift move...
...Ben now moves onto the tongue trick - obviously impressing Andy - he wishes he had one like that! Ben ponders Andy's move on the lobster, is it such a good idea?...
		...David and Helen laugh off the events of the evening so far, completely oblivious to marius' evil plan to try and assasinate the security staff. Meanwhile Sally, Guy and Charlie feign soberness for the camera... they were never that sober...
	...Alex thinks it's the perfect time to burst into song, Andy panics - can his ears stand it?! By this point Tom's drunkeness is ever evident - is this how he'll look throughout 3rd year?...
		...David closes his eyes and moves closer to Mitch, obviously imagining what's to follow (ooh err missus!), Mitch is not impressed by the media intrusion on his and David's "private time"!!! Obviously enjoying (?) her first trip to this mad household, Gemma wonders how she's going to escape. Marius as ever is in the background, hatching his next evil plan...
	...As the drunkness sets in people move into the lounge to chill, chat and get even more drunk...
	...this is not the end of the party, but my task as official photographer has taken it's toll, i need to relax... maybe close my eyes for a few seconds... me pass out? never!