shamp

that's it , i've heard enough, you all are a bunch of fucking whiney
peopole, listen up to what i'm about to say cause whether you are upset
w/ super seader or whether you think this whole CPR this is big joke you
are gonna agree with me here we go:

YOU ALL SHOULD BE FUCKING THANKING GOD RIGHT ABOUT NOW, I DONT KNOW
ABOUT YOU GUYS BUT I FEEL PRETTY FUCKIGN LUCKY TO HAVE SO MANY CLOSE
FRIENDS LIKE YOU GUYS, GIRLS, WHATEVER, FACT OF THE MATTER IS THAT WHEN WE HANG OUT ALL WE PRETTY MUCH DO IS RIP ON EACH OTHER, AND WE HAVE A DAMN GOOD TIME DOING IT, WE DONT NEED TO BE FUCKING TOOLS AND DRINK AND PARTY AND DO SHIT THAT'S NOT REALLY US TO HAVE A GOOD TIME ALL THE TIME (NOT THAT DRINKING IS BAD, I LOVE IT AS MUCH AS THE NEXT GUY)THANKFULLY WE HAVE EACH OTHER AND ARE IN A SITUATION WHERE WE DONT HAVE TO ACT LIKE TOUGH ASS COLLEGE KIDS LIKE MOST OF THESE MOTHER FUCKERS THAT WE KNOW AT SCHOOL, ANYBODY WANNA DISAGREE WITH ME ON THAT, I FUCKIGN DARE YOU, NO MATTER WHAT WILL BE THE END RESULT OF THIS FUCKING RANKINGS BULLSHIT IT DOESNT FUCKIGN MATTER, WE WILL ALL GO BACK TO LOVING EACH OTHER LIKE WE SHOULD BECAUSE OUR FRIENDSHIP IS BASED ON SOMETING UNDEFINEABLE I THINK???? NOT BASED ON PHONEY ASS SHIT THAT WE ALL NEED TO GO AROUND TRYING TO IMPRESS EACH OTHER BECAUSE THAT IS JUST PLAIN OLD STUPID, SO FUCK YOU IF YOU HAVE BEEF WITH ME, ERIC OR ANYBODY ELSE CAUSE YOU KNOW IT AIN'T GONNA LAST AND IF ANY OF YOU DICKS SELL-OUT I WILL PERSONAL COME TO YOUR HOUSE AND , PISS ON YOUR BEST CARPET, BREAK THE LEGS OFF YOUR DINING ROOM TABLE AND BEAT THE FUCK OUT OF YOU, LOOK, WE'RE ALL GOOD PEOPLE, NOBODY'S GOING TO HELL AND WE'D ALL BE SO LUCKY TO BE FRIENDS IN THE AFTERLIFE, THERE IS NO REASON FOR ANYBODY TO HAVE BEEF WITH ANYBODY ELSE IN THE CREW BECAUSE DO ANY OF YOU HONESTLY THINK THAT SOMEBODY WOULD INTENTIONALLY DO SOMETING TO OFFEND, HURT WHATEVER TO ANOTHER CREW MEMBER??? ANYBODY THAT JUST ANSWERED YES TO THAT QUESTION BETTER FUCKING THINK AGAIN EVERYBODY BRINGS A LITTLE SOMETHING DIFFERENT TO THE CREW AND I THINK THAT'S WHAT MAKES US SO DAMN SPECIAL, MOST PEOPLE WOULD FUCKING KILL TO BE SO CLOSE TO SUCH A GOOD GROUP OF PEOPLE LIKE US, AFTER YOU ALL READ THIS I WANT YOU ALL TO TAKE A DEEP FUCKING BREATH, CLEAR YOUR MIND FOR A MOMENT AND THINK ABOUT HOW LUCKY YOU ARE

GOODNIGHT ALL, I'M GOING BOWLING, PEACE OUT, LOVE TO EVERYBODY AND I
WILL SEE YOU ALL IN A WEEK OR SO