DR. SEUSS TO THE RESCUE THE GORE WHO STOLE THE ELECTION:
Can we count them with our nose? Can we count them with our toes? Should we count them with a band? Should we count them all by hand? If I do not like the count, I will simply throw them out! I will not let this vote count stand. I do not like it, Al Gore I am!
Can we change these numbers here? Can we change them, calm my fears? What do you mean Dubya has won? That is not fair! It ruins my fun! Let's count them upside down this time Let's count until the state is mine! I will not let THIS vote count stand! I do not like it, Al Gore I am!
I'm really ticked, I'm in a snit! You have not heard the last of it! I'll count the ballots one by one And hold each up qbefore the sun! I'll count, recount and count some more! You'll grow to like this little chore! I will not let this vote count stand! I do not like it, Al Gore I am!
I won't leave office, stayin' here I've glued my desk chair to my rear! Tipper, Hillary and Bubba too, Are telling me that I should sue! We find the Electoral College vile Recount the votes until we smile! We do not want this vote to stand We do not like it, Al Gore I am!
How shall we count THIS ballot box? Let's count it standing in our socks! Shall we count these in a tree? And who shall count it? You or me? We cannot count these votes enough! We cannot stop. We must be tough! I do not want this vote to stand! I do not like it! Al Gore I am!
I've counted till my finger bleeds And still can't fill my counting needs I'll count the CHADS upon the floor And even count the ones next door! I will not say that I am done Until the counting says I've WON! I will not let this vote count stand! I do not like it! Al Gore I am!
What's that? What? What's that you say? You think the current count should stay? It makes you tense? Gives you bad dreams? You're foolish folks! You're wrong! You'll see! Your only care should be for ME! I will not let this vote count stand! I DO NOT LIKE IT! AL GORE I AM!!!
From: CATS3CATS Nov-30Found On The Chatboards