Two rednecks, Earl and Bubba, were driving down the road one day drinking a couple of Buds. Earl looked up and says, "Lookee up thar, Bubba a road block. Them po-leesemans gonna catch us a-drinkin'."

Bubba says, "No siree they won't. You do exlackly like I says. Finish your beer, peel the label off, and put the bottle under the seat. Now stick the label on yur ferhead." Earl does exactly as Bubba says. They pull up to the road block and stop.

Naturally, the first thing the policeman asked was, "You boys been drinking?"

"No siree," says Bubba, "we're on the patch."

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