The Three Wishes

A man was walking down the road one day, and came across a lamp. He rubs the lamp, and out pop two genies. They explain to the man that they work as a team, so he will still get only three wishes. The man makes his wishes, and the genies tell him that he will receive them first thing in the morning.

The next morning, there is a knock on the man's door. An armored car employee hands the man a cool million dollars, tax free. Shortly after this, another knock on his door. Six incredibly beautiful women come in, pleasure him in every conceivable way, and leave him panting for breath, feeling like he'll never come down from such a wonderful sexual high.

Not long after this, there was a third knock on his door. He answers, thinking how lucky he was to have found the lamp, and is greeted by two men wearing full Klan costumes. The two men drag him outside, beat the living tar out of him, throw a rope around the nearest tree branch, and leave his lifeless corpse swinging in the wind. When all this is finished, the two men remove their hoods, and it is the genies from the day before.

The first genie looks at the second, shaking his head in confusion, and says, "You know, I understand the money and the women, but why exactly did he want to be hung like a black man???"



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