SIGNS THAT YOU'RE OVER THE HILL
- You're sitting on a park bench, and a Boy Scout comes up and helps you cross your legs.
- You keep repeating yourself.
- You light the candles on your birthday cake, and a group of campers form a circle and start singing "Kumbaya."
- Someone compliments you on your layered look... and you're wearing a bikini.
- You start video taping daytime game shows.
- You wonder why you waited so long to take up macrame.
- Your insurance company has started sending you their free calendar...a month at a time.
- You keep repeating yourself.
- At cafeterias, you complain that the gelatin is too tough.
- Your new easy chair has more options than your car.
- Conversations with people your own age often turn into "dueling ailments."
- It takes a couple of tries to get over a speed bump.
- You're on a TV game show and you decide to risk it all and go for the rocker.
- You find yourself beginning to like accordion music.
- You begin every other sentence with, "Nowadays..."
- You run out of breath walking DOWN a flight of stairs.
- You look both ways before crossing a room.
- You keep repeating yourself.
- You come to the conclusion that your worst enemy is gravity.
- You frequently find yourself telling people what a loaf of bread USED to cost.
- You realize that a stamp today costs more than a picture show did when you were growing up.
- Your childhood toys are now in a museum.
- Many of your co-workers were born the same year that you got your last promotion.
- The clothes you've put away until they come back in style...come back in style.
- All of your favorite movies are now re-released in color.
- The car that you bought brand new becomes an antique.
- You keep repeating yourself.
- You find this list tasteless and insensitive.
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