Politically Correct Insults
Ever want to call someone stupid, but want to do it in a way that is politically correct? Here are some great suggestions sent in by various people...
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A few clowns short of a circus
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A few fries short of a Happy Meal
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An experiment in artificial stupidity
- A few beers short of a six pack
- Dumber than a box of hair
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A few peas short of a casserole
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Doesn't have all his Cornflakes in one box
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The wheel's spinning but the hamster's dead
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One Fruit Loop shy of a full bowl
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One taco short of a combination plate
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A few feathers short of a whole duck
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All foam, no beer
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The cheese slid off his cracker
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Body by Fisher, brains by Mattel
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Has an IQ of 2, but it takes 3 to grunt
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Warning: Objects in mirror are dumber than they appear
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Couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel
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He fell out of the Stupid Tree and hit every branch on the way down
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An intellect rivaled only by garden tools
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As smart as bait
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Chimney's clogged
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Doesn't have all his dogs on one leash
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Doesn't know much, but leads the league in nostril hair
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Elevator doesn't go all the way to the top floor
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Forgot to pay his brain bill
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Her sewing machine's out of thread
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His antenna doesn't pick up all the channels
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His belt doesn't go through all the loops
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If he had another brain, it would be lonely
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Missing a few buttons on his remote control
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No grain in the silo
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Proof that evolution can go in reverse
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Receiver is off the hook
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Several nuts short of a full pouch
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Sky light leaks a little
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Slinky's kinked
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Surfing in Nebraska
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Too much yardage between the goal posts
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