The Pope had become very ill and was taken to many doctors, who were all quite skilled in the latest medical techniques,but none of whom could figure out how to cure him. Finally a wise old physician was brought in. After about an hour, he came out and told the cardinals that the bad news was that the Pope had a rare disorder of the testicles. He said that the good news was that all the Pope had to do to be cured was to have sex a couple of times.

Well, of course this was not good news to the cardinals, who argued about it at length. Finally they went to the Pope himself with the doctor and explained the situation. After some thought, the Pope stated, "I reluctantly agree, but only under four very strict conditions."

The cardinals were amazed and there arose quite an uproar. Over all of the noise there came a single voice that asked, "And what are the four conditions?" The room stilled.

The Pope replied, "First the girl must be blind, so that she cannot see with whom she is having sex." "Second, she must be deaf, so that she cannot hear with whom she is having sex". "And third, she must be mute so that if somehow she figures it out, she can tell no one."

After another long pause a voice finally asked, "And the fourth condition?" The Pope replied . . . . "Big tits."

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