Finally Together

   A young woman married and had 13 children. Her husband died. She soon remarried and had 7 more children. Again, her husband died. But, she remarries again and has 5 more children.

Alas, she finally croaked. Standing before her coffin the preacher prayed to the Lord above, thanking him for this loving woman who fulfilled his commandment to "Go forth and multiply." In his final eulogy he noted, "Thank you Lord, they're finally together."

Leaning over to his neighbor, one mourner asked "Do you think he means her first, second, or third husband?"

The other mourner replied, "I think he means her legs."



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