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By the Grace of Goo
Comrade McGoo
Look, i thought the cop was a prostitute!
10 Things you didn't know about Comrade McGoo

                 1. He is gay
                 2. He denies this profusely
                 3. He is a nazi
                 4. He also denies this.
                 5. His favorite Spice Girl is Baby Spice
                 6. He has confirmed this to a reliable source.
                 7. He admires Elton John
                 8. H.. that'll do