Top Ten Slogans for the
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10. Endorsed by 12 out of 13 of Jesus' original Disciples!

9. The only credit card that won't give you the "Mark of the  Beast"!

8. The LORD takes away your sins but He doesn't take American Express!

7. Don't leave this world without it!

6. No interest on purchases made before Christ's return!

5. Your credit rating stays between you and the LORD!

4. The only card that's Judas-proof!

3. Your purchases are protected from theft, loss and locust plague!

2. Your minimum monthly payment... 30 pieces of silver!

1. Widows with two pennies need not apply!