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| unca_bry's award-winning |
| HALL OF IRONY |
| ICE T GOES FROM COP KILLER TO COP-PLAYER |
| THE PICTURE ON THE LEFT IS FROM A TOUR LAMINATE OF ICE T'S OLD BAND "BODY COUNT". THEY GAVE THE WORLD SUCH *GREAT* MUSIC AS THEIR*TIMELESS CLASSIC* *BIG HIT* "COP KILLER", WHICH GLORIFIES GUNNING DOWN POLICE OFFICERS IN COLD BLOOD. OH WHAT A DIFFERENCE A DECADE MAKES, RIGHT ICE T? YOU'VE GONE FROM ADVOCATING THE MURDER OF POLICE OFFICERS TO PLAYING ONE ON TV! *WAY TO STICK IT TO THE MAN!* YOU'RE NOT EVEN WORTHY OF PRETENDING TO BE A COP! |
| **DENOTES SARCASM! |
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| KOFI ANNAN CAPTURED! |
| Unca Bry's sources embedded with the U.N. have just revealed that U.N. Secretary General Kofi Annan has just been kidnapped by an elite team of muppets. The muppets, pictured here with Mr. Annan, incapacitated the entire security detail guarding Mr. Annan and fought their way to the roof, where they were flown to safety by a large yellow bird. There are also unconfirmed reports of a brown wooly mammoth aided in the assault. The U.N. will dispatch a crack team of inspectors to find Mr. Annan...we wish Mr. Annan the best of luck in his new life with the muppets! |