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HERESY CERTIFICATE |
, the rightful bearer of this certificate, is hereby awarded the title of Heretic for his or her outstanding work in the field of and is awarded all Specify heresy here rights and priviledges associated with this great honor, which includes but is not limited to flogging, stoning, being thrown to lions and/or gladiators, inquisition, being beaten with a wet noodle while forced to listen to Celine Dion CDs and being burned at the stake! (Notice: The author of this certificate does not endorse any of the practices listed above! Especially that Celine Dion thing!) Signed this, the day of in the year of Our Lord by |
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