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| Q. How many Baptists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A. Two; one for every group the church splits into fighting over it! Q. How many Presbyterians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A. Only the Elect get to screw in lightbulbs! Q. How many Methodists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A. We'll have a exploratory committee get back to you soon! Q. How many Existentialists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A. How do we even know there is a lightbulb?!?! (more coming soon!) |
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