HINT: If your name (the words in which I call you) starts with "F" and ends in "uck Head", I hate you.
stupid people just piss me off, which is the main reason why i dont like little kids
lee says:
WOW thats great, im putting that last line in there
Gr4c3- [87.08.12]-Q('-'Q) ?JohnnY <bAbY bAbY> says:
hahah
Gr4c3- [87.08.12]-Q('-'Q) ?JohnnY <bAbY bAbY> says:
but what does all of that stuff have to do with lil kids?
Gr4c3- [87.08.12]-Q('-'Q) ?JohnnY <bAbY bAbY> says:
was it a lil kid that said that?
lee says:
nothing
lee says:
i just dont like little kids
Gr4c3- [87.08.12]-Q('-'Q) ?JohnnY <bAbY bAbY> says:
aww..
i had to get dressed up in a suit thing, which isnt that bad, but the worse was yet to come...
sitting in a gym for 2 hours... listening to people deliver what they like to call 'speeches'. i hated it..
some lieutenant general blabbered on for 30+ minutes about the 60's and how a young man named kennedy was president and then some cuban missile crisis crap
we all know about the cuban missile crisis... and yes, kenedy was president! he was also assasinated, wow who knew?
anyways, the guy continuted on... quoting BILL GATES... and then talking about more shit that was completely irrevelant with the graduation and pissing me off
i really wanted to jump up and say "NOBODY CARES ABOUT WHAT YOU HAVE TO SAY, ASSHOLE!!" and then run to the stage and beat his face in, but i would get grounded... and probably expelled
speeches continuted... people took pictures when they said "Please refrain from taking pictures during the ceremony." and it was boring. graduateees got their diplomas, then more speeches, mrs. wojick tried to speak english and deliver a fake emotional speech about the SNACK SHACK, with hand on her chest, gasping for breaths. Did i mention that it was boring?
some girl started crying during the conclusion of her speech, oh yeah, and it was boring.
the speeches were pointless, had nothing to do with ANYTHING, and were a huge waste of time. they were put in expressly to piss me off and procrastinate the ceremony. some girl claimed the meaning of life was love, yeah she was stupid, and boring.
it was all bullshit and i hate them all.
the best part was the free food at the end..
If im ever principal im going to gather everyone in the gym and shoot diplomas at them with my super diploma catapult, whoever doesnt get one doesnt graduate. thatll be fast, fun, and furious. also very entertaining. there will be free food paid for by the government and tons of sticks so they can battle over unclaimed diplomas lying on the ground. there will be a spike / fire pit in the middle, whoever falls in dies (and fails). in the end rabid dogs will be released in the room and they will have valid dictorian slips in their collars. whoever gets one first is the winner.
UPDATE (6/14/2035) : YES, I am finally principal. After my proposal, the superintendents decided to adopt my "Graduation Strategy". Now thanks to me; overpopulation is decreasing, pussy ass geeks are fewer, and the O-Zone layer is healing. No more melting ice caps for me! How does this affect the O-Zone? Well it's simple, but you dont know because you had to sit through a graduation ceremony. It's too bad you were born 20 years too early. Anywho, back to my gloating, I'm great look at me! La la la la. I like to bask in the sunshine that emitts from my amazingly great face. Woah, that reminds me, time to dye my blue hair again.
"The only good nazi is a dead nazi." -Paul B.
take em all! take em all!! put em up against a wall and shoot em!! short and tall, watch em fall!! cmon boys take em all!!
Cock SParrer - Take 'em All
