Paranoid: Moderate
Schizoid: High
Schizotypal: High
Antisocial: Moderate
Borderline: Moderate
Histrionic: Moderate
Narcissistic: Moderate
Avoidant: Low
Dependent: Low
Obsessive-Compulsive: Moderate
Schizoid
People with schizoid personality disorder avoid relationships and do not show much emotion. They genuinely prefer to be alone and do not secretly wish for popularity. They tend to seek jobs that require little social contact. Their social skills are often weak and they do not show a need for attention or acceptance. They are perceived as humorless and distant and often are termed "loners."
Schizotypal
Many believe that schizotypal personality disorder represents mild schizophrenia. The disorder is characterized by odd forms of thinking and perceiving, and individuals with this disorder often seek isolation from others. They sometimes believe to have extra sensory ability or that unrelated events relate to them in some important way. They generally engage in eccentric behavior and have difficulty concentrating for long periods of time. Their speech is often over elaborate and difficult to follow.
I scored LOW in these (this is NOT me):
Avoidant
Avoidant personality disorder is characterized by extreme social anxiety. People with this disorder often feel inadequate, avoid social situations, and seek out jobs with little contact with others. They are fearful of being rejected and worry about embarassing themselves in front of others. They exaggerate the potential difficulties of new situations to rationalize avoiding them. Often, they will create fantasy worlds to substitute for the real one. Unlike schizoid personality disorder, avoidant people yearn for social relations yet feel they are unable to obtain them. They are frequently depressed and have low self-confidence.
Dependent
Dependent personality disorder is characterized by a need to be taken care of. People with this disorder tend to cling to people and fear losing them. They may become suicidal when a break-up is imminent. They tend to let others make important decisions for them and often jump from relationship to relationship. They often remain in abusive relationships. They are overly sensitive to disapproval. They often feel helpless and depressed.
My reasons are in the parenthesis.
Antisocial
A common misconception is that antisocial personality disorder refers to people who have poor social skills. The opposite is often the case. Instead, antisocial personality disorder is characterized by a lack of conscience (E - Mail of the week, anyone?).
People with this disorder are prone to criminal behavior (I can't post the reasons on here, seriously.), believing that their victims are weak and deserving of being taken advantage of (fucking wiggers, conformists, bitches, dumbfucks).
They tend to lie (I don't lie much) and steal (you can bet your bottom [ ha ], "Like my free hoodie?" "Hey brian lets go get some free drinks!").
Often, they are careless with money and take action without thinking about consequences.
("I want an FBI jacket." "Let me waste my money on these $50 Xbox games that I don't even like." "Hey I think I'll cut this powerline with my knife." "Hey I think I'll do it again." "Hey that was cool!" "Did you see the huge ball of sparks and all the smoke!?" "Hey, my hand smells kind of funny, smells kind of burnt." )
They are often agressive and are much more concerned with their own needs than the needs of others.