THOSE DAMN HAIRY POTTER NERDS...

I was in the commisary, and what did i see?  why it was harry potters ugly ass, looking at me.

Whats the deal with this guy?  I have never seen any of the movies, or read any of the books, and I am quite proud of myself for that.  But I was buying some creme sodas for me to drink, and on the magazine rack I saw an issure of Time or something, on the cover was a hoard of nerds with crapass haircuts and big ugly black round glasses with tape on the middle of the frame.  There was like 100 of them.  What the hell is wrong with these kids?  They're purposely making themselves into complete nerds.  There needs to be one big un-nerd little kid to kick all their asses, NOW.  The hells with their parents?  These are the people complaining about violence on TV and in the movies, and yet they're promoting nerdism?  They even complain about ME being a hooligan in the movie theatre, and my friends' spiked hair. They need to shut their mouths and worry about their kids and their magical "friend" named H. Potter, if they don't, we could end up with a new race of people.  Not black, white, asian, or hispanic, but POTTERS.  Of course, this new nerd-race of people would go nerding around the world, getting their nerd all over me, and other unwanting folks.  I don't need or want any more nerd on me, thank you very much. These kids should take their motivation and put it to a good use.  They could dress up as clowns for the rest of their lives, and go around making people happy.  Take away those glasses and give them a big red nose and some face paint.  Perm that head of crap into an afro, dye it, and BAM, you got yourself a grade A clown.

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1)  This guy is disgusting. 2)  A nerd hugging a pole. 3)  Cross-eyed nerd. 4)  What the hell is on his head?  And a stick? 5)  That little weirdo aint tough, wash your face.  You want to see a real knife?  Well you can't because youre a nerd.

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As for those who are scared of clowns, they can stay as Harry Potter, and be nerds, but they get sent to an island somewhere.  An empty one, with no food.

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