My name is Lee and I was born on a dark and stormy day or night sometime before 1990. Quite possible July 11th, 1987. I was delivered by horse and carrage to a hospital in the quiet town of Potsdam, NY. Upon my arrival, I was immediately proclaimed the best baby in the world.
Weighing in at seven pounds, eleven ounces, I quickly took the title of Middle-Weight Baby Boxing Champion of the Universe, shocking the officlials with an amazing record of 23-0, 17 TKOs.
When I was of nine years of age, I got married and had 4 children. Now they are all dead, along with my former wife. Shit happens.
At the age of 13, I directed the movie Rookie of the Year, an autobiography. It told of my year as pitcher for some major league baseball team. The team name just slipped my mind.
Now at the ripe old age of 15, coming close to 16, I have started the best website in the world (as proclaimed by Tumbling Rock Magazine, and the FDA (Food and Drug Administration)).
(6/8/03, 12:04 AM) I'm really tired, my eyes hurt too. Argh, gotta piss.
