These are just some things that the combination of my friends' minds have thought up.  We'd appreciate any comments and/or ideas you have.  I'll also answer any questions you might have.  Feel free to e-mail me at unclebob76@jps.net.  Thank you!

My Boothat

Jake's Boothat

The Boothat is simply a hunting hat (you know that kind with the ear flaps?) that has boots attached to the sides.  Right now, who's diagram we're going to use for this pimp hat is under debate.  Please let us know which one you prefer.  Also, it is being debated as to whether or not we should make it so you can store things in the boots like soda.

The Placemat/Lifejacket

The idea for this was presented to me by my brother.  The Jakedogger and myself just put it together.  Here's how it works: You know how the tray tables on airlines can get stains on them from spilled drinks and such, and then you can't play cards because they get all sticky?  Well, this takes care of that problem.  It's just a simple placemat, but when you pull the cord, it turns into a lifejacket.  I know there are already lifejackets on planes.  They are under the seat cushions, but those are too hard to get to in an emergency.  Please let me know of any ideas you have (unless you say to add a barf bag on this because we already decided that it was too disgusting to wear your own vomit).

The Super Spork

This is one of the most complex eating utensils known to man.  It comes with a retractable knife in the handle.  It springs out when enough pressure is applied to the upper part of the handle.  There is also a straw attached, so that you can sip your drink through that.  It can easily be unclipped in the back and replaced if damaged.  There are two caps placed on the salt and pepper for when you want one but not the other or if you're using the knife.  Now for the self-cleaning mechanism.  Let's say that you're eating your salad, and you get ranch dressing on the spork.  Then, you stick it in your glass to use the straw when suddenly you realize that you just got ranch in  your drink.  That's a bummer, yo!  That's why you want to use the red button at the top.  When you push it, a fine, hard spray of water cleans off the spork, so you can use the straw without getting any "floaties" in your beverage.  Again, I am open to suggestions (expect if you say that we should add a clock because it's already been decided that it would make the Super Spork too expensive).

The Assassin's Novelty Gumball

I wish that I could claim to have had something to do with this, but I must admit the whole thing was the Jakester's idea.  The only thing I did was modify it to put it on the page.  The whole thing is self-explanatory.

The Banana Case

We came up with this one during lunch.  Lucas's banana got smashed, so this invention was thought up.

The Mirror Ball Belt

James came up with this one.  Here's the deal with it: Let's say you're at a party, and you've got all the fine chicks after you.  Then, out of nowhere comes some latin hottie, and all of a sudden you're history.  The Mirror Ball Belt is a way to make sure that the girls stick with you.  Just turn it on, and BOOM!  You're an official chick magnet that would even put Ricky Martin to shame!  Good luck, all you Ladies' Men out there!

The Lawnmower Shaver

This one is pretty much self-explanatory.  Basically, you mow your face as if it was a lawn.  Not really a big deal.  However, I like the bag on the back end that collects the hair.  There's nothing worse than cleaning your own facial hair off the sink.  This saves the time, as well as the energy of such a pesky task.

That's all for now!  Come back later when I have more!

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