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The Real      Mr. Perry
Greetings, on the behalf of the folk of the great state of North Carolina.  You've found it at last!  "The Mr. Perry" is a wonderfully enchanting little spot on the web, intended to appeal to the average working man.  Here you will find more than a dozen ways to spend and/or waste your time after a hard day's work.  I deeply encourge you to fix yourself a nice cold one (RC Cola of course) and prepare yourself spiratually for a rip-roaring, hog-slapping, dwarf toss'n old time.  But you don't have to take Uncle's word for it.  Pull up a chair, kick back your feet, and put on that dusty old Lester Flatt & Earl Scruggs record 'cause the fun's about to begin!
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