HAPPY
HARKNESS CHRISTMAS 2003 (this is still an old page)!
Welcome!
Over three months have passed at Harkness Hall and it’s time for the Christmas newsletter to let you guys know what we’re all up to here. As the time of Christmas approaches it is an effort for us to look back at the past months and see what we have accomplished. Most of us have done very little, some have traveled a bit, some have skated a lot and some have worked. However, despite that we’d like to take this opportunity to do something productive now and wish you all a very merry Christmas and a happy new year!
Gavin (‘Father Jack Hackett’)
Gav has been an active member of the Harkness community and contributed to everyone’s education with his knowledge of films and film lines and film directors and film actors… Arguably, the greatest success of Gavin’s term has been to lead Fiorentina to world success as their football manager. The worst part of Gavin’s year was Manchester United losing 3-0 at home. Unfortunately, only one of these events was real life (sorry to have to tell you that, Gavin!) Gavin is currently out of action from playing football due to receiving an injury to his toe last week. This gives him plenty of excuses to sit on the sofa, watch movies and keep the Pizza-pocket industry going single handedly!
Jonathan (‘Watt?’)
Jonathan is here taking a degree in ice-skating and has
been getting incredibly high marks. He
recently got invited to play at the Sky Dome in
Maryline (‘really?’)
Maryline has been very successful this term in trying new culinary delights. She has found a certain enthusiasm for Marmite and for peanut butter. Maryline’s other hobbies include saying ‘hhhhh’, beating up certain male members of the Harkness crowd and saying ‘I never speak to you again’ to Jonathan on a daily basis. She is also becoming a great ice-skater and really looks forward to every session. Maryline was in tears when the ice-rink was recently closed down to turn the place into an exam hall. She has excelled herself in the work department this term by arriving for a meeting one day late. However, she made up for that by reading the whole of ‘Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets’ without knowing what a wand was! She is the only person still alive to have slapped Gavin and escaped unharmed!
Amanda (‘I’m Canadian – honest!)
This has been a great term for Amanda as she managed to persuade everyone that she was a proper Ontario Canadian until Alex saw through the plot at the end of November. She is hoping to apply for Canadian citizenship in the New Year. Amanda has contributed widely to the vocabulary of the Harkness common room with such words as ‘plether’ and ‘toque’ and has been very good at keeping Jonathan under control in his more wild moments. In her spare time, Amanda likes to count pine needles and read dictionaries.
Gustavo (‘me like cartoons!!’)
Gustavo is Mexican and, as such, spends a vast amount of
his time eating and sleeping. His record
lie in was until
Clare (‘does the screaming of the lambs bother you at
night, Clarice?’)
Clare has had a great term studying physical education here. She has learnt to sail, play squash and ice-skate as well as continuing to swim and jog (on occasion!) In her spare time she has been studying capitalism and cooking. The Harkness Newspaper is pleased to announce that Clare is pregnant. Due to the baby’s laziness about growing, it is thought that the father is Mexican. Gustavo has already promised to be an uncle to the child when it arrives in May. Her most recent brain wave has been to have a ‘blanket party’ using Gavin’s blankets. The aim would be to see how many costumes you could make out of one blanket. Michael has banned refugee costumes but showed enthusiasm for being Rudolph!
Alex (‘I’ve been there/know that’)
Alex is a geologist and thus spends large amounts of time in Tim Horton’s studying the grain structure of the many different types of donuts there. He is famous for creating the Harkness website and refusing to dance at every single French boogie-ing party. This term has seen Alex buy himself a tripod for his camera, a whiteboard to plan talks and a large yellow Bob-the-Builder-esque hat. His sister is still waiting for her birthday present…… Alex’s New Year resolution is to put on some weight from eating three donuts a day and to collect 365 Tim Horton cups.
Michael (‘pool or so?’)
Michael recently had the idea of starting a cake and
calorie factory, specialising in porridge with cream, maple syrup, chocolate
chips and marshmallows. Despite
allegedly coming from
Nicolas (‘You learn me
worser.’)
Nicolas’ behaviour has nearly led him several times to be
sent to the
Joseph (‘Monsieur Escargot’)
Jo is from
Alexandra (‘Gavina’)
Alex-girl has played an important role in the Harkness
common room, despite living about ten minutes walk
away. She has introduced us all to the
joys of the local food of
Juliette (‘who-lee-etttt-aaaaaahhhh’)
Juliette has also dressed up as a witch. Juliette will also give up smoking when the
snow comes. Juliette also comes from
Violaine (‘Michael – wash up now!’)
Violaine has also dressed up as a witch. Violaine will also give up smoking when the snow comes. Violaine is also French. Violaine is the third part of the French trinity. Violaine continues to fend off Alex-boys advances by saying she will never marry him until she is blind.
Jorge (‘how ye doin’?’)
Jorge is Mexican and, as such, spends a lot of time eating and sleeping. His role model is Joey from ‘Friends’ and he plays the part very well. Jorge has probably the best singing voice this side of Mexico City and has been invited all over to let people enjoy the delights of such songs, as ‘We are the Champions ‘and’ Happy Birthday Clarice’. When he grows up Jorge’s ambition is to have a wife who cooks him hamburgers. In his previous life, Jorge went to military school in the U.S. and the effects of this has shown this year with his unmistakably clear shouting voice and wonderful respect for other people. He feels very strongly on gender issues. For Christmas, Jorge would like a Pepsi machine.
JeanneandMatteo (‘we are one person’)
JeanneandMatteo is a lesser spotted cross between an Italian boy and a French girl. It is usually seen waiting outside Harkness having been unable to get in. It has an amazing British accent and great culinary skills. Recently, a pioneering operation took place to cut JeanneandMatteo in half, which led to Matteo going to watch basketball and Jeanne writing an essay. It was later joined back together again.
Petter (‘karaoke king’)
Petter is Swedish and makes the best fish soup in the
whole of
Merry Christmas
So, a very merry Christmas from us all and we look forward to writing the Christmas letter again this time next year.
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