most of you alredy know about the characters on the show but heres a description of them in the un-cut version so enjoy

Ash Ketchem: a young trainer who plans to catch as many pokemon to make his slaves he travels with a young girl named Misty who he wants to have sex with, the gym leader Brock and his drug addicted pokemon Pikachu Ash often likes to sneek steroids in his pokemons food. in the origonal he's known as Satoshi

Pikachu: the realy cute little pokemon who is completily innocent, not he may look cute but he actualy smokes, takes illegal drugs, and looks at pokemon porn, and lots of other bad things, Pikachu's favorite magazine is playpoke

Gary Oak: Professor Oak's grandson unlike Ash Gary got to the lab on time and got one of the better pokemon, Gary is considered to be a pimp. in the origonal he's known as Shigeru

Professor Oak: an old but smart Professor who tries to stay hip by using what he thinks is modern slang but is actually out dated Professor Oak gave Ash the Pikachu that he travils with. in the origonal he's known as Ookido-Hakase
Ash's mom: a single mother who is in her early 20's she was once a hocker but one of the men she slept with made her pregment and now she has to take care of Ash up until he heads out to be a pokemon master

Misty: this young bitch was fishing one day until she hocked a young perverted boy and his Pikachu the boy stole her bike and said "i'll bring it back one day" next thing that happens is she finds that Ash has broken the bike so she now follows Ash until he pays for the bike unaware that she will lose more then just her bike. in the origonal she's known as Kasumi
Brock: unlike the Brock in the tv show who simply flirts with every girl he sees this Brock is a bit more perverted and often tries to ask girls for sex or tries to grab there butt usually Misty has to drag him away by the ear. in the origonal he's known as Takeshi

Nurse Joy's: there are thaousands of them and they each work at a pokemon center for each town they are all cousans to each other and there are so many of them it's because there chaldiens

Officer Jeny's: like the Nurse Joys the Officer Jenny's are chaldiens with thaousands of cousans who are in this case cops in each town both the Nurse Joys and Officer Jeny's are often known to get Brock to run after them and pull there dresses up but they usualy end up slaping him out of discust

Team Rocket: a part of the Mafia this group of orginazised criminals focus on stealing pokemon. in the origonal there known as the Rocket Dan