episode 42, The Song of Jigglypuff
(first the opeaning song starts)
Ash: Brock were the hell is that town you said was up ahead?
Brock: good question it should be right up ahead (they go up a small hill and see some lights)
Ash: aah that must be it
Brock: you see we found Neon Town (they head into Neon Town and then some guy bumps into Ash)
Persom: hey what the hell is wrong with you?
Ash: *mad* what me your the one that bumped into me, you bastard
Person: oh yeah you wanna fight?
Ash: bring it on (they start fighting and both end up bleeding, then an Officer Jenny comes and goes between them)
Jenny: hey break it up you two
Person: whatever it was that punk ass kids fault anyway (he then walks away and so does Jenny)
Misty: hey is it just me or does it seem as if Officer Jenny seems a little pissed off?
Ash: yeah i did notice must be a stressful night
meanwhile Team Rocket enters Neon Town and the same person who bumped into Ash bumps into James)
Person: hey dumb ass watch were your going
James: me why don't you watch were your going? (right then a large woman bumps into Jessie while the other two start beating each other up)
Woman: hey watch were your going bitch
Jessie: BITCH? why you come here and make me
Woman: ok i will (picks up Jessie and starts spanking her) (for the record this scene realy did happen but was cut on kids wb, to find this scene rent the video at block buster it is said to have this deleated scene in it, but don't buy it cause then 4kids might profit from it)
Meouth: oh boy now look what they did
next morning Ash and the others come out from a hotel they spent the night in
Ash: woa that was some night, don't you aggree Misty?
Misty: i'm not saying a word
Ash: woa what the hell? (they notice that a whole bunch of people are fighting on the streets)
Misty: do they ever go to sleep?
Brock: we should get out of here before we get involved like last night
Ash: yeah i aggree
Misty: same here
Pikachu: pi pikachu (just thought i'd remind you that he's here)
they leave Neon town and head into a forest were they see a Jigglypuff on a tree stump
Misty: oh wow a Jigglypuff i've always wanted one
Ash: i thought you only want water pokemon
Misty: yeah but i also want this one too, Staryu go (instead of Staryu comming out Psyduck comes out) damnet, Psyduck return Staryu go (she returns Psyduck and lets Staryu out)
Staryu: heya
Misty: Staryu spin tackle now
Staryu: heya (Staryu starts spining around and hits Jigglypuff and Jigglypuff starts bleeding Jigglypuff then runs over to a tree and starts crying) Misty: ooh i'm sorry Jigglypuff i didn't mean to hurt you
Ash: hey why isn't this Jigglypuff singing? most Jigglypuff usually sing when attacked
Brock: mabey this Jigglypuff can't sing
Misty: hmm i guess no one would want a Jigglypuff that can't sing (Jigglypuff then starts to cry again) oh i'm sorry i didn't mean to make you cry like that
Ash: hey i know lets help this Jigglypuff get its voice back
lurking in the bushes
Jessie: say i have an idea
Meouth: yeah what?
Jessie: we should help those twerp ass kids get that Jigglypuff to learn to sing and then use it to put everyone in Neon Town to sleep
James: hey thats not a bad idea at all, and then we can steel all the stuff from the town
Jessie and James: hee hee hee (they get into some sailor suits and set up microphones near Ash and the others)
Ash: say isn't that Team Rocket? (before anyone gets a chance to answer they start to sing in front of them all)
the japanese version of the song
the karaoke version
heres also the english translated lyrics so you can sing along
If there is darkness at the end of the universe,
Let us show you the light!
Run! Sparkle! Show how you shine! (That's right!)
Love is justice, justice is evil,
A recurring trick of drama.
Look! We are the stars of this play!
Tomorrow will be our day for Pokemon!
There is a light at the end of the universe.
There you will find our faces.
Jessie!
James!
And Meouth!
(Quiet, you!)
(Ouch!)
(Our song!)
(What are you doing?)
Dreams are reality? Reality will be a nightmare,
Once we assume command.
Watch! We open a flower!
Tomorrow will be our day for Pokemon! (Meow!)
Soil is the Earth
The Earth is nice
And we'd all eat some eggplant, were it up to Meouth
From the bottom,
To the bottom,
The Earth is to turn
One time, two times, three times and, lots of whirling, ii kanji!
Four times, five times, six times, and, steadily increasing, ii kanji!
But before that, seven times thump, thud, cue!
The usual thud!
Yana kanji!
Kyuu kuu
Tou tou
Yana kanji!
But that won't stop us, we are dauntless!
The sky's the limit!
We'll prove it!
How?!
How?!?!
How?!?!?!
Answer.
It's our duty.
No, no....
Shall we do it?
We'll give you this!
Listen to us about this and that!
The answer we give will be the universe's sympathy!
To prevent the universe's destruction!
To protect the universe's peace!
To bring love and honesty's evils to light!
We are the lovely, charming villians!
Jessie!
James!
The couple from the Rocket Gang soars through the galaxy!
A white hole...a white tomorrow is waiting for us!
That's right!
Hooray! This CD sounds pretty good!
This is major, imperceivable!
Conquest!
Showdown!
Jessie!
James!
With a barrier the size of an ocean gorge,
And a gatekeeper
Under the barrier
What the hell?
If there is darkness at the end of the universe,
Let us show you the light!
Run! Sparkle! Show how you shine! (That's right....)
Love is justice, justice is evil,
A recurring trick of drama.
Dreams are reality? Reality will be a nightmare,
Once we assume command.
Look! We are the stars of this play!
Tomorrow will be our day for Pokemon!
Tomorrow....
Tomorrow....
Jigglypuff: jiggly puff jigglyyyy puffff... (while Jigglypuff is singing random pokemon fall out from the tree asleep)