episode 17.5, Beauty and the Beach

(first the opeaning song starts)


Narratior: last time Ash runs into their exploits in pokemon land with a breath taking roller coaster ride, but trainers and pokemon were happily reunited in a daring last second leep of faith, now our heros have arrived in the beautiful resort island of Porta Vista were their adventure continues (shows a beach setting)
Ash: aw kick ass the surfs up
Pikachu: pika pika (Ash, Brock, and Pikachu jump into the water)
Ash and Brock: ah ha ha
Ash: the water's cool
Brock: and the beaches hot (Misty walks up to them in a bikini)
Misty: hey, i thought you guys were gonna wait for me by the snack bar, hows the water?
Ash: uuh
Pikachu: pika
Misty: what's wrong? why the hell are you looking at me like that? (Ash, and Brock come out of the water)
Ash: so thats what you were changing into?
Brock: Ash i told you there was no need to peek inside her dressing room
Misty: WHAT, well then take a peek at this (Misty throws a pokeball shaped beach ball at Ash's head, and Ash falls into the water)
Misty: damnet i was aiming for his other head
meanwhile in a Magicarp shaped submerine
Jessie: To prevent world destruction
James: To protect world peace
Jessie: We hold the evils of love and truth
James: We're lovely people
Jessie: Jessie
James: James
Jessie: Wagering the galaxy we're Team Rocket
James: A white hall we're waiting for a white tomorrow!
Meowth: that's right
Jessie: Porta Vista here we come
James: we'll hit the beach with our Garados sub, and scare the crap out of those beach dwelers
Meouth: and then we steal those walets (the radar then detects an oncomming ship headed right their way with Ash, Brock, and Misty on board)
Jessie: damnet, no way (Jessie zooms in to get a clocer view of them)
on that ship
Ash: see Misty, i told you this was great
Misty: the boat's beautiful, who does it belong to?
Ash: no damn clue, Brock said he stole it, i guess he is good at looting
Brock: ya man what you talkin bout? i didn't steal it
Misty: *a bit mad* you were the one who told me to come on board
Ash: but i saw Brock get on
Brock: wait a second i was only following Pikachu
Pikachu": *confused* pikachu
Ash: *with a sweatdrop on his forehead* i think were in trouble
Pikachu: (upon seeing a submarine headed their way about to collide) pikachu (Team Rocket's sub and the stolen ship then crash and a part of the ship breaks off and a water pipe in the sub starts to leak)
everyone: aah (the submarine then sinks to the bottom)
Ash:(trying to control the boat thats spinning out of control) ahh i can't contorl this damn thing
Brock: well at least watch out for that dock!
all three: aah
Pikachu: pika pi (they then crash into the dock)
all three: aah (the impact knocks everyone to the floar but not hurt, sry)
Ash: (after they are out the boat and an old man who appears to be the boat owner) uh the dock hit us
Old man: you damned kids, what the hell did you do to my boat? first you steal my boat and then you ruin my dock,and how the hell do you plan to pay me back? (the old mans then pulls out a gun and holds it up to them, Ash then runs behind Misty)
Ash: but this was all just a big mistake (the old man then starts looking at Misty's chest and gives a sort of glazed look in his eyes, oh and btw he by now put away the gun)
Old man: ah you remind me of my grandaughter
Misty: we don't have any money but we will gladly pay you back, we can work to pay off the damages for you
Old man: you would? (starts to get some dirty thoughts in his head and gives a big smile)
Misty: (now seeing were this is going runs behind Ash and brock and pushes them in front of him) uh ya these guys would be happy to, ha ha
over on the beach fome footsteps are seen and reviel to be Team Rocket,swho are now lying on the beach sand
Meouth: i wanted to hit the beach, but not like this!
James: it's not fair, everytime we come up with a full proof plan that damn kid f*cks it up
Jessie: and now we have to figure out a way to repair out boat (an old lady who was listening in comes over)
old lady: hey (Team Rocket then looks up to find it to be that old lady from the Tentacol and Tentacruel episode)
Old lady: this beach is for my resturant paitrons only, and i don't need no damn red necks baba (baba is just something she says after everything in the japanese version, kinda like how Naruto says "believe it" all the time in the dub)
James: (gits up and gives a pleaing like look) hey uh mabey you could use some waiters
Jessie: no damn way you can be serious James
Meouth: but we need some dough to fix our Garados boat
Jessie: (looks at Meouth and gives a sigh) huh
Old lady: workin for me ain't no damn picnic –baba, i can be brutal as hell baba
James: heh heh we work with Jessie, so we know all about brutal
over at the old mans resturant were Ash, Brock, and Misty are working at
Brock: Onigiri (rice balls), ramon noodles, and Sushi, gettem while there fresh (now shows that Ash and Brock are outside the place yelling these things to try to get some attention)
Ash: try our new squid on a stick
Brock: and our new extra spicy ramon
Pikachu: pika pika (a boy with his girlfriend come by)
Brock: a table for two?
Boy: what do ya think?
Girl: looks like a real dump to me
Boy: hey that resturant over there looks good (they head over to the resturant that the old lady owns)
Pikachu: pika pika
Ash: damnet
over at the other resturant
Jessie: welcome to portalas ocean shatto, come up to our to out terist and enjoy out sea food and ocean views (after the couple walk in, Jessie then looks at Ash and the others and flips them off)
Ash: what the hell is she doing here?
Brock: Jessie sure looks good in that uniform to
Jessie: a top quality resturant attracts top quality people (then shows above on the 2nd floar of the resturand James, who's serving alcohal)
James: and a cheap ass resturant attracts bums
Meouth: ya you losers (Ash and the others give some angry looks at them)
Pikachu: Pika
all: grrr
Ash: we'll show those Rocket bastards who the real losers are, i choose everyone (throws out all the pokeballs)
Squirtle: squirtle
Charmander: charrrr
Bulbasaur: saur
Pidgeoto: pidgot
Pikachu: pika (Pikachu and Squirtle are handing out fliers to everyone on the beach)
Ash: Pikachu and Squirtle can pass out fliers
Pikachu: pika
Squirtle: squirtle squirt
Ash: Pidgeoto can use it's gust to keep the charcol hot (shows Pidgeoto next to a stove cooking corn keeping the stove at perfect tempeture)
Pidgeoto: pidgot
Ash: Charmander can help out with the grill
Charmander: char (shows Charmander use flamethrower to heat up the grill that the old man is cooking with)
Ash: and Bulbasaur will help Misty wait on costumers
Bulbasaur: bulbasaur (shows Bulbasaur and Misty holding out fresh drinks)
in no time at all more and more people crowd around their resturant
Ash: ah ha ha (Ash then puts up beach unbrellas and chairs around the resturant for peoble to eat in) looks like everybody wants to eat in the only Porta Vista resturant that uses pokemon
over at the other resturant
James: everyones eating at the twerpateria
Jessie: if all the custumers go to their place instead of here, then we won't make any more money
Meouth: this calls for some good old sabatoging
Squirtle: squirtle
Pikachu: pika (while they're handing out fliers a wind blows all their papers away, and Squirtle and Pikachu go chacing after them)
Meouth: ha ha ha (shows Meouth with a giant fan) fliers (next we see Meouth sneak a small hose like sprayer over to the grill and starts pumping two cans labeled "Gas" and "Oil" through that hose which causes the grill to blow up on the old man and Charmander)
Old man: what the hell?
Meouth: (now eating a banana) he he (finishes the banana and throws the peal onto the floar) ta (Bulbasaur who is carrying to drinks above him slips on the banana peal and drops the drinks)
Bulbasaur: bulba
Misty: whats the matter? (Misty walks over to Bulbasaur to see whats wrong, and Meouth tosses another banana peal into Misty7#39;s path, which she slips on) wooooaaaa (Misty hits the ground next to Bulbasaur and a plat of noodsles hits one of the costumers)
Costumer: HEY WATCH WERE YOUR GOING DUMBASS
Costumer2: (who is covered in ice cream) I HATE THIS PLACE (soon after the place starts to become empty and only Ash, Brock, Misty and Pikachu remain)
Ash: *sad* what the hell happened?
Brock: just about everything (Pidgeoto come over to the roof)
Pidgeoto: pidjooooooot (they're now inside the resturant all depressed)
Ash: Moe, (i guess thats the old mans name) i'm sorry for the way we messed things up today
Moe: you all did the best you could, at least things were going good until all those accidents starting happening
Ash: i guess so
Misty: somethings weird, theres no damn way those were all just accidents (the old lady as well as Jessie, James and meouth come in)
Old lady: well well baba
Moe: Obaba (and thats the old ladies name)
Ash: and Team Rocket
Obaba: don't need a reservation to get into here anymore baba, with a dump like this you might even need to go out of buisness Moe, baba
Ash: what the hell do you care?
Obaba: i could care less if if this dump goes under, but you better find out some way to pay me back the dough you owe me, and fast baba
Moe: you'll get your damn money
Obaba: yeah well i want it by tomarow baba, and if i don't get every penny of it i'll just take that boat of your instead baba (Obaba then walks away)
Moe: no please take anything you want but not my boat
Obaba: see ya tomarow baba (Obaba then exits the resturant)
James: looks like the clocks ticking
Jessie: hope you 't get the money
Meouth: cause that boat of ours is out honey
All three: nah (they flip off Ash and co. then head out) ha ha ha
James: we'll pick it up tomarow
Ash: those bastards
Moe: the deadlines tomarrow, and theres no damn way i can earn that much money within less then a day, i guess i'll just have to hand my boat over to Obaba
Misty: thats so sad
Ash: wait Moe, that boats realy important to ya right?
Moe: for years i've dreamed of taking my boat on a cruise around the world, i wanna see the world before it's too late, but i gues it isn't so
Ash: don't say that, you can't give up on your dream, you have to follow your dream no matter what, it's allways been my dream to become the worlds greatest pokemon master, and although it's tough as hell i will never give up, so damnet Moe you should not give up on that dream
Brock: Ash is right, you can't let that old bitch take your boat away
Ash: we'll get you to keep that boat somehow
Misty: we'll do whatever (the pokemon nood in aggreement)
Moe: you think it's possible?
Ash: damn right i do
Moe: but how in one day?
Ash Brock and Misty: humm (Professor Oak walks in)
Oak: mind if i make a sugession?
Ash: hmm (sees that Oak is wearing a beach outfit)
Oak: i think it's a good one
Ash: what are you doing here? (his mom then comes in wearing a bathing suit) aah (shocked to see his mom in a bathing suit)
Dela: hi Ash, surprised to see me to?
Ash: mom, how come you two are here?
Oak: we'll explain that later, look at this (hands to ash a flier with some writing on it) the anual Porta Vista beach beauty and pokemon contest
Misty: it's happening today
Brock: a beach beauty contest sounds excelent
Ash: but how the hell is this going to help us professor?
Oak: the contest draws thaousands of people every year, and most of these people get hungry, they'll all be looking for a place to eat, so why not advertise this place? you'll clean up, and you'll have the money you need by 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