this music is playing in the background
May: i'm May, age 10. i'm going to see my father's friend Professor Birch, to get a beginer pokemon from him, and go on a journey as a pokemon trainer. sort of... the truith is, i just want to visit all kinds of places... well i'm almost at New Bark town (sees a Duskull in front of her face and freaks out) aaaahhhhh (falls off her bike) (bg music stops) damnet what the hell was that? a pokemon? (the Duskul then flies off laughing) (the same bg music from before continues till title screen) the truith is, i realy don't realy like pokemon that much... (sees a view of a ship and stops to look) like i said travel is the best!
the new title screen

Narrater: Ash ~~ who aims to be a pokemon master ~~ along with Pikachu, seeking to meet new pokemon, have traveled to New Bark Town in the Houen Region. however...
Pikachu (on a bed): pika
Ash: hang on, Pikachu as soon as we reach the port, i'll get you to a pokemon center.
Pikachu: pi pika (lets out a few more sparks
Ash: just hang in there
over on the other side of the same ship
Voice over the PA: this ship will arrive at the port of New Bark Town shortly

the team rocket bg music that normaly plays for when they're down on their luck plays


James: New Bark Town?
Jessie: a town dyed with many colors... (Meouth and James look at her) so... this ship is headed to the Houen Region, eh? aah, how many colors have i been dyed since then, i wonder?
Meouth: what?
James: Jessie, you've been here before?
Jessie: is it alright? to go on like this? (Meouth and James give Jessie a confused look) we are always following that bastard pikachu; is a "white hole, white tomorrow" realy awaiting us?
James: what the hells up with Jessie?
Meouth: best not to ask, i think. (wobboffet pops out of the pokeball)
Wobboffet: wobbofet (Jessie returns it to the pokeball)
Jessie: *moan* (the ship docks) (bg music ends)
Ash: excuse me! could you please tell me where the pokemon center is?
person: this town dosen't have a pokemon center.
Ash: aah damnit
Pikachu: pika
Ash: Pikachu... ah, right! (finds a pay phone and makes a call) umm, is this Professor Birch's lab? i'm Ash from Pallet Town... is the Professor in? (some sort of touchy bg music plays which i also have no midi of plays)

on the other line: eh? your Pikachu? that's terrible... Professor Birch is out doing field work. but i'll contact him somehow. please wait there near the bench.

Ash: i will thanks. (hangs up, and finds a bench to sit on) Try to hang on... stay with me, Pikachu. (after some silence and some Wingul chirping it goes back to Ash) Pikachu. (a car comes sliding over near Ash) *the music has ended at this point*

Man in car: are you Ash?

Ash: Professor Birch?

Birch: how is Pikachu? (feels Pikachus head) this won't do! let's get back to the lab, quickly! (they get into the car and head off, while in the car Pikachu gives off a spark) he has hyper-electrification disorder.

Ash: electrification disorder?

Birch: he can't releace the electricity that is built up in his body. so the charge comes out in the form of involuntary sparks. a disorder that sometimes affects electric pokemon...

Proffessor Birch (at the lab): hello this is Professor Birch speeking how may i help you?
Ash: hi it's Ash from Pallet Town
Birch: Ash¿ oh Ash, Oak has told me about you so what can i do for you?
Ash: Professor you gotta help me my Pikachu's sick
Birch: Pikachu's sick I'll be there right away (tracks Ash down by the phone # of the pay phone leaves a note for the new trainer and leaves)
Ash: there (spots a car)
Birch: Ash hop in (Ash gets inside the car and heads back to the lab)
Ash: damn this car is out dated
Birch: yes i know, now listen Ash has Pikachu been exposed to any electro magnets lately?
Ash: come to think of it (has a flashback to last episode were Pikachu was held on to a giant electro magnet with a metal claw holding Pikachu) ya
Birch: then Pikachu has electric pulse syndrom which means that Pikachu will emit electricity agenst his will and when he wants to normaly emit it he won't be able to
Ash: what the hell can we do about it?
Birch: we must go back to the lab i have something that can help
May: hello Birch i'm here huh a note (reading it) May emergency had to leave stay here... Birch(end the reading) no way in hell am i gonna stay (heads out)
Birch: were here, damnet (a Poochyena attacks)
Ash: what do we do?
May: is that you Professor Birch what are you doing up that tree ooh and who's the cute guy with the Pikachu up there on that branch above'
Birch: May i'll explain later listen see that bag on the ground? take out a pokeball and throw it
May: uh ok (opens the bag to find three pokeballs) which one should i throw?
Birch: any of them
May: uh ok (throws one of them and a Mudkip comes out)
Mudkip: mud mudkip
May: what the hell do i do now?
Birch: battle the damn Poochyena
May: i knew that what attacks should i tell it to do?
Birch: say Mudkip use Water Gun
May: uh ok Mudkip use Water Gun
Mudkip: mud (squirts May with water)
May: damnet not me the Poochyena
Mudkip: mudkip mud (squirts the Poochyena and sends it flying)
Birch: thank you May this is Ash, Ash May
May: hi cutie
Ash: listen we can have sex later but right now Pikachu needs to get to the lab
Birch: oh right (they go in and Birch hooks Pikachu to a machine) this will absorb the energy in Pikachu (turns it on and the meter starts to go up) oh crap Ash did Pikachu smoke or get high in any way after he got sick'
Ash: well ya i let Pikachu smoke to make him feel better is that bad?
Birch: yes it is smoking with EPS (the diesease Pikachu has) doubles its effects (the machine explodes and Pikachu runs outside and off) Ash this is bad if we don't do something Pikachu could explode
Ash: sh** thats bad (they run out and May follows by bike) *yelling* Pikachu (finds Pikachu on a clif)
Pikachu: pika (starts to halusinate and thinks Ash is looking like a monsetr) pika
Ash: please hold on to me (puts his hand out and grabs Pikachu right before the rock he was holding on to breaks) damn that was close
Pikachu: chaa (bites Ash in the arm)
Ash: ouch what the hell was that for don't you remember me? please it's me Ash
Pikachu: chuu (licks Ash's wound)
Ash: thanks buddy (Team Rocket appears with a giant machine)
Jessie: now that you left all your pokemon at home Pikachu will be easy to steel (grabs Pikachu and hoocks it to some whires)
Ash: no Pikachu ook Team Rocket this is not the best time
James: well it is for us once we absorb all of his electricty Pikachu will be easy to take back to the boss (the machine starts to absorb Pikachu's electricty unaware that it's helping Pikachu)
Pikachu: pika (gives a thumbs up then the others arrive)
Birch: what happened (looks up to were Pikachu is) but how oh i see that machine healed Pikachu back to normal
Ash: Pikachu is that true?
Pikachu: pika (nods yes)
Ash: great then Pikachu use thunder shock
Pikachu: pika chuuuuu (the machine explodes sending sparks all over and one of them destroying Mays bike and Team Rocket is sent flying)
Team Rocket: Yana Kanji!!!
Ash: those dumb asses never learn
Birch: listen May with all thats happened lets chose your first pokemon tomarro and sleep in tonight
May: sounds good to me *thinking* damnet i'll get that Ash kid (later at night May sneaks into the room Ash is sleeping with a knife about to get Ash) huh (sees Ash with Pikachu)
Ash: *sleep talking* Pikachu please be ok
May: ooh i can't hurt him (walks out)
next morning
May: so Ash did you sleep well last night ?
Ash: uh ya i guess
May: he he be sure to stay here and watsch me geting my first pokemon
Ash: uh sure
May: ok Birch i'm ready
Birch: comming (opens three pokeballs and reveals a Mudkip, a Treecko, and a Torchic) you can choose between either a grass type (pointing at Treecko) a water type (pointing at Mudkip) or a fire type (pointing at Torchic)
May: eww that water one didn't do a thing i said and that grass one is all slimey looking
Ash: hey that grass one is cool i should try and catch one here
May: so i guess i'll take the fire type
Birch: ah the Torchic good choice now heres your pokedex and pokeballs
Ash: be careful the pokedex can be a wise crack
Torchic: torchic tor
Pikachu: pika pi
Ash: looks like your first friend in the Houen regian
Pikachu: pika
Ash: well i better head off
May: wait thanks to your Pikachu my Bike is broke how will i get any were i need a big strong man to help me out if they can't get me a bike
Birch: hey i know why don't you go along with Ash
Ash: sure another girl wonder what i can do with this one
May: uh Ash i herd every word you said and if you want to have sex with me just ask
Ash: great this ones much better then Misty
May: who's Misty?
Ash: oh just an old friend of mine a while back
May: oh ok then lets go
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