5:45- Rocket shows up
5:50- Rocket goes home
6:15- Ocho and Nacho go on a rampage destroying everything in sight. Police and National Guard attempt to
contain the situation, but ochos can't be stopped. Soon the
entire planet is covered in darkness and all life ceases to
exist. Ocho and Nacho enter spacecraft and go piss off the
martians.
6:45- Ocho and Nacho return to earth and find a
Wendy's...eat food.
7:00- Ocho and Nacho go to residence and shoot each other
in Half-life LAN game.
8:00- Nacho goes to other residence where his girlfriend
resides leaving Ocho all alone. (pause for sympathy)
WARNING: AT ANY MOMENT IN TIME OCHO OR
NACHO MAY INADVERTANTLY LOSE CONTROL
OF THEMSELVES AND CAUSE CATOSTROFIC
CHAOS. BEWARE OF THE HAMMER!!!!