Channel Chatter 2009

A Short Story

acrobot> ********** hmglaz is the winner! ***********
hipeye> i let you win
acrobot> For some amazing acronym skills, hmglaz wins:
acrobot> A deluxe foot massager!
hmglaz> two foot massagers in one evening!
Blindie> I once met a two foot tall massager
Blindie> but she rubbed me the wrong way

Infomercials

* spam4 is dying to get a ShamWOW, but I never get to the phone in the next 4 minutes
LillyBart> lol
LillyBart> me too
DsrtNomad> spam, do you love Vince's nuts? He's got the Slap-Chop now
pewter> do you think they're there in the middle of the night?
pewter> we have Guys nuts here
spam4> I thought it was cool that if you buy The Grabber thing they send you two of them... so if you can't reach your first grabber you can use the other one
Blindie> lol
pewter> use one grabber to pick up the other
pewter> I bought a grabber at Walgreens, in the section of "Only available on TV" gadgets
spam4> now I need the jar opener thing
pewter> my grandson kinda broke my grabber so I have it duck taped
DsrtNomad> as a 6'2" male, I don't think I"ll ever need the grabber
spam4> kid goes to school and I starve
Blindie> my favorite gadget is my back scratcher
pewter> I want the blue balls you put in the dryer
Blindie> I don't want blue balls
LillyBart> pewter`: I read they don't work
spam4> what were they thinking making them blue??
pewter> really? hmm. thanks lilly
pewter> lol spam!
LillyBart> pewter: I read that online
DsrtNomad> pewter - I have the dryer balls.
pewter> i won't comment about that dsrt LOL
Blindie> it's the absorbent shorts
Blindie> absorbant?
DsrtNomad> pewt - that's why I changed the topic from blue balls to dryer balls.

Why You Would Kill Your 2nd Grade Teacher?

DsrtNomad> i before e except after c and when pronounced like ay as in neighbor or weigh.
Stengar> chief?
spam4> still doesn't explain "weird"
hmglaz> "weird" is weird
DsrtNomad> WE are WEird
hmglaz> or "either"
spam4> neither

GMTA

Blindie's answer of 'Playing with fire, don't burn yourself.' received 1 vote!
hmglaz's answer of 'Playing with fire? Don't burn yourself.' received 3 votes!
spam4's answer of 'Played with fire. Didn't burn yourself?' received 0 votes!
hipeye's answer of 'Playing with fire? Don't burn yourself.' received 0 votes!

To Die For:

Traumerei's answer of 'I kissed Cher. Please kill me.' received 2 votes!
hmglaz's answer of 'I know calculus. Please kill me.' received 3 votes!

What a doll!

acrobot> Answer [3]: Bourbon Barbie only sits and drinks.
hmglaz> lol @ bourbon barbie
hmglaz> kinda like an amy winehouse doll, eh?
Blindie> comes with Ken the enabler
RMDAY> and goes with just about anyone

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