pewter

Avoid dating online.
Picture instantly captures the moment.
Old people in Florida want pensions.
Old Ziegfeld dancers entered paradise tapping.
'You're not me.'
'Darth Vader's congested.'
'Give me strength.'
'We'll be dead before rich, dear.'
'Chinese honor dead ancestors.'

PloughBob

'Resistance's futile. Assimilation's imminent.

piggles

'Cinnamon: Holiday spice.'

pwl

Mugger left a note.
'Battled a cold. Considered dying soon.'
'Education degrees embellish one's ambitions.'
'Romans journeyed throughout world.'
'Flew under someone's radar. '

ridge

My friends look like Klingons minus masks.
Someday they'll come after me.
"Carbon" copy: Zirconia.
Ben Kingsley could not digest sausage patties.

saurhead

'During the cold period, pteradactyls grew mittens.'
'The mightiest roar can't convice mutes.'
Fanatics crave sects.
'Sand gets everywhere, congretating inside beachwear.'

Sheepdip

'Cattle made pact with Ranchers.'

spam4

Pencil box's not chic.
Alabama's cultured? So's my yogurt, okay.
Prunes bring back youth, use carefully.
A chicken crossed highway. Dinner tonight.
Scarlett, ballroom, candelabra. Professor Plum's actually framed.
'Tonight, in diary, add "idiot".'
'School says "evil scientist" is my destiny.'
'Please consider this acro I made quickly.'
TOPIC: What your therapist is really thinking:
'She's just bonkers, but cute breasts.'
'Just please, don't bring Pauley Shore.'
'Waffleman's fighting Syrupman's invasion, it's sticky.'
'Creamed corn lovers are pretty dull.'
Fjord is my Swedish motorcar.
'Economy's getting me. Welfare or job?'
'Pea left Princess thinking "new bed".'
'Can't drive very far: Vermont.'
'Princess's bed contained pea. She hates Queen.'
'Here's my calling card.'
'Pennsylvanians don't ask before farting.'
'Rooster: country clock.'
'Players require balls for golf.'
'Grabbing cab downtown, Petula?'
'I might visit Pluto later.'

ste[ve

'Quoting Nietzsche because I dig philosophical bullshit.'

stengar

'Consumer sales experiencing slump.'
'Really appreciate our time experiencing direct contact.'
'Get those hot tacos and devour.'

SusanT / Sumi

'Lettuce's probably wilted.'
'Heartache's a lousy little word.'
'Actually, everyone doesn't deserve everything.'
'Realism doesn't mean anything obscure.'

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