| Corny Jokes |
| Q: WHAT GOES CLOP, CLOP, CLOP, BANG, BANG, CLOP, CLOP,CLOP? A: An Amish Drive-By Shooting. |
| Q: What's the opposite of white? A: Yolk |
| Q: What happens when you have a gigabyte? A: It megahurts. |
| Q: HOW DO YOU GET HOLY WATER? A: You boil the hell out of it. |
| Q: What do fish say when they hit a concrete wall? A: Dam! |
| Q: What do eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long? A: Polaroids. |
| Q: What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A: A stick. |
| Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: Nacho Cheese. |
| Q: What do you call Santa's helpers? A: Subordinate clauses. |
| Q: What do you call four bullfighters in quicksand? A: Quatro Sinko |
| Q: What do you get from a spoiled cow? A: Spoiled milk. |
| Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? A: Frostbite. |
| Q: What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches? A: A nervous wreck. |
| Q: What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? A: Anyone can roast beef. |
| Q: Where do you find a dog with no legs? A: Right where you left him. |
| Q: Why do a pilgrim's pants always fall down? A: Because they wear their belt buckle on their hat. |
| Did you hear the one about the bedbugs who fell in love? They got married in the spring. |
| My son just married a girl he met on the internet. I guess there is such a thing as "love at first site." |
| Tis better to have loved a short woman ..than never to have loved a tall. |
| Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, but when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank proving once again that you can't have your kayak and heat it, too. |
| What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft? A flat minor. |