| Dog Proverbs |
| "In dog years, I'm dead." "Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing right in your ear." Dave Barry The dog's kennel is not the place to keep a sausage. - Danish Proverb The scientific name for an animal that doesn't either run from or fight its enemies is lunch. - Michael Freidman "To his dog, every man in Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs." Aldous Huxley "A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down." Robert Benchly "Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that is how dogs spend their lives." Sue Murphy "I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers." "I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people themselves." -- August Strindberg "No animal should ever jump up on the dining-room furniture unless absolutely certain that he can hold his own in the conversation." -- Fran Lebowitz "Ever consider what they must think of us? I mean, here we come back from a grocery store with the most amazing haul- chicken, pork, half cow. They must think we're the greatest hunters on earth!" -- Anne Tyler "I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult." -- Rita Rudner "My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to 99 cents a can. That's almost $7.00 in dog money." -- Joe Weinstein "If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons." -- James Thurber "You enter into a certain amount of madness when you marry a person with pets." -- Nora Ephron "Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful." -- Ann Landers "Women and cats will do as they please and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea." -- Robert A. Heinlein "There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face." -- Ben Williams "When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a Problem." -- Edward Abbey "Cat's Motto: No matter what you've done wrong, always try to make it look like the dog did it." -- Unknown "No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as the dog does." -- Christopher Morley "The average dog is a nicer person than the average person." -- Andrew A. Rooney "He is your friend, your partner, your defender, your dog. You are his life, his love, his leader. He will be yours, faithful and true, to the last beat of his heart. You owe it to him to be worthy of such devotion" -- Unknown "Heaven goes by favour. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in." -- Mark Twain |