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Tara and Jessica's List of Movies to Avoid at all Costs | ||||||
There are good movies. There are bad movies. Then there are THESE movies. Wow. Me and Jesi seem to pick the most awful movies known to mankind at times. We've fallen asleep during some of them, or even just shut them off in the middle. We're here to save you the pain. | ||||||
Bounce - This is one that we eventually just shut off in the middle of it somewhere. It was bad. As if Ben Affleck isn't nauseating enough, lets add Gwyneth Paltrow and a love story. It made no sense whatsoever to me or Jesi. Avoid this one. Please. Almost Famous - We fell asleep somewhere in the middle of this one and woke up and still knew exactly what was going on. Sort of. I mean not like it actually had a plot or anything. It just drags on and on and on. And we're still unclear on what exactly it was supposed to be about. All the Pretty Horses - Jesi and Julie watched this one. Luckily, I missed the unfortunate viewing of this awful movie. It is another one of those that drags forever and ever. Abandon - Wow. This one is bad. It might actually be good, if you could understand all the darn plot twists. I watched it 3 times in one day to try and figure it out. I never did. Unless you are a very smart person, don't go near this film. And if you do understand it, please let me know what happened. Psycho II - Jesi watched this. She thinks thats the name of it. Its the sequel to Psycho anyways. She said it was bad. I'm gonna take her word on it. Sugar and Spice - AWFUL AWFUL movie. I mean I wanted to shoot them all at the end. Cheerleaders that rob a bank? I should've known to stay away from this one. That's just scary in itself. And we won't even go into why she had to rob the bank. American Sweethearts - This one was just dumb. Who would make a movie about this? It was like a bad issue of Entertainment Weekly, but 2 hours long. Scary Movie - Dumb movie. Very Dumb. It really wasn't that funny. Me and Jesi decided it must just be a guy movie. They all seemed to find it funny. Just Married - Me and Jesi just watched this one on Monday. We were under the impression that it was good. That's a nice lie. It's not. It's really dumb. We couldn't wait for it to be over. Not to mention that we predicted the whole rest of the movie within the first 10 minutes. Oh Brother, Where Art Thou? - The title says it all. The Mothman Prophecies - I was under the impression that this would be a good movie too. It isn't either. It doesn't explain itself well and is boring. The Patriot - This one was ruined by a bunch of idiot guys in my history class who decided to rewind that part where that guy's head gets blown off by the cannonball about 48 times. Cast Away - One of the worst movies in the world. I love Tom Hanks. I do. But for goodness sakes, why did he do this movie?? There isnt any speaking for over an hour of it. It's boring. I would tell you not to watch it, but most of you probably already have had your brain diseased with this one. Crazy/Beautiful - Another one that Tara picks on a stupid impulse without knowing anything about the movie. This was a very bad one. Don't watch it. |