| Episode 30 |
| Non-proportional breasts |
| Annette and Sandra are in Annette's room and they are going to try this home-made remedy Annette has cooked up. She first puts some blue wrinkle cream on Sandra's left breast. This is supposed to make it swell up and be bigger. Then, she puts this red mix of a bunch of things on her right breast. It is supposed to make it shrink in a way. Then, Annette says since her mom always talks to her plants to make them grow, Sandra oughta talk to her breasts to make 'em grow. Sandra thinks it's stupid, but when Annette leaves, she tries it out. Tanya walks in and is bewildered beyond belief. Annette says she is, she is.... ON FIRE! She runs into the bathroom to quickly shower off. Annette comes back and the three girls try Tanya's idea. Tanya says her brother's penis pump might be the solution; that is until they try it on a balloon and the pump sucks the whole thing in. Finally, Annette offers her sand bra to Sandra. It should squeeze the breasts in place, or something like that. It doesn't quite fit, so they use glue to put it on. Annette has Tanya blindfold herself and feel the breasts to see if she can feel any difference in size. She winds up getting her hand stuck on Sandra's bra and then Rick walks in. Sandra and Tanya run to the bathroom and Annette talks with Rick. Rick says that Jack is here to see Sandra. Sandra gets in the shower so Jack can come in there to give her flowers. He waits to kiss her because they want to wait one more night. Actually, it's just because she can't get out of the shower without looking like a complete fool--- having Tanya's hand stuck on her breast. |
| Taking advantage for a good grade |
| Russ and Aaron are talking about how Russ is going to get the disc without Yolanda finding out. Apparently, Aaron got a key to every room from the R.A. upstairs. He plans to sneak into Yolanda's room and get the disc while she is with Russ in their room. Yolanda comes over and the two talk about financial stuff. Yolanda says her parents don't give her any money and that Russ is lucky to have supporting parents. The two really like each other and are even about to have sex. Russ goes to get a condom and Yolanda says she has some in her room. Russ goes there and sees Aaron with the disc. Russ tells him to leave, but he's too late. Yolanda comes in and flips out. She kicks Aaron out and takes the disc away. Then she tells Russ they are over. She doesn't even bother hearing anything from him. Russ leaves and tells Aaron he is really mad because now Yolanda will never want to get back together with him. Aaron tells him it doesn't matter because he really tricked Yolanda by holding another disc as she walked in. He has the real thing and is ready to raise that GPA. Russ is very angry though. |
| High-School Fantasy |
| Barry talks with Darla about how Fred is coming out to Mitch for him. Darla says it is very romantic. Barry sees Fred and Mitch going to the bar to get a drink and waits to see if Mitch reacts at all. Mitch and Fred just laugh instead and Barry gets angry. He goes by the guys. Mitch offers that they all go to some club to pick up girls, but Barry says he and Darla will be leaving. The two go to their room to pack and Darla thinks it is proposterous. Fred comes in the room and he and Barry argue about who is meaner to who. Darla says they should sumo-wrestle in these huge costumes so they can get their anger out. It winds up that Barry goes overboard and beats Fred pretty badly. As Fred hits the ground, Barry shouts, "Who would've expected you were gay?" At that point, Mitch walks by and practically dies. Later on, Fred apologizes, again, to Barry. Fred says they should now be together since Barry the Fairy is gone and Barry is cool. Now Barry really sees what is going on. He tells Fred they're over because he feels it's not right that he only likes Barry because of his appearance. Later that night, Darla is now dressed as a cow-girl and she walks away to find a guy to hook-up with. Barry is left alone with that geek-looking guy. AND OF COURSE- IT WAS SO PREDICITIBLE SINCE DAY ONE OF THIS SAGA- Barry hooks up with the geek-guy. |
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