Cop: Do you hold a grudge against Montgomery Burns?

Moe: No (buzzer). Alright, maybe I did but I didn't shoot him (ding)

Cop: Checks out Ok sir, you're free to go

Moe: Good because I have a hot date tonight (buzzer)

A date (buzzer)

Dinner with friends (buzzer)

Dinner alone (buzzer)

Watching TV alone (buzzer).

Alright

I'm going to sit at home and oogle the ladies in the Victoria Secret catalog (buzzer) Sears catalog (ding)

Now would you unhook this thing please I don't deserve this kind of shabby treatment (buzzer)

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