Abort This! by Doc Latham
	Abortion is considered so foul by some people that they vomit at the very word. Others see it as a way to prevent poverty. That a certain newspaper mentioned abortions in the black community limiting the number of the black population is preposterous. This newspaper does not know the reason that any of those females had abortions. Claiming that "25-30 million potential black citizens were wiped out because of abortions" is irreproachable, almost prejudicial toward black people. What right does an editor have to say that because of abortions African-Americans will have a lower voice in our country? How can he try to change the opinions of prominent leaders of the black community, when he is not one of those leaders? Some people even believe that abortions kill babies. I say let them believe that. I will believe fetuses are not living beings until the later stages of a pregnancy when they can support themselves outside of the mother and none of us will be the wiser. What remains is that women are entitled to their opinions and no one should be able to tell them what they should do with their bodies, or with what is inside their bodies. This brings me to my next idea, EAT CALZONES. Why, you ask? I say because they are wonderful. That creamy cheese with slices of pepperoni placed so lovingly over a nice thick curst. Who couldn't resist Calzone Day at school? It is becoming more of a staple than Texas Toast. So go out buy school calzones and be a nincompoop. Oh, Liberty Weekly, this paper is costing us more than your mothers ever did so I hope that you are truly happy.
		Tommy Davidson can smell it from a mile away.