After marrying a really old, rich oil tycoon (and having to have sex with him as well), Smith became involved in a fierce legal battle over the estate of her deceased husband. The disputes became a media circus and cemented Anna Nicole Smith’s future as a topic of an episode of the E! True Hollywood Story. First, she got all the money, then she got some of the money, then she didn’t get any, then she got it all again, then she got some. Everyone got confused, but after 93 verdicts (or at least that’s how many it seemed to the general public), Anna walked away with a hefty amount of money, which just goes to show you if you sacrifice yourself and your body for a year of marriage, you can be at peace financially for the rest of your life.

Surprised by the ratings of her E! True Hollywood Story the E! network offered Anna something she easily should have refused. With the popularity of MTV’s The Osbournes, reality TV sunk to a new low when The Anna Nicole Show premiered to the highest cable ratings ever. Then, the ratings dropped as people realized the show was nothing more than her doing stupid, pointless things with her stupid, pointless friends (her son seemingly being the only sane individual in her life). The second season is set to premiere soon, and so will be the premiere of TV’s own version of the bubonic plague. Regardless of how much money she has or how successful her show is, I’m sure Anna Nicole will best be remembered for this: having the largest breast size of any inductee to THE HALL OF CRAP SANDWICH!