First, to begin with, there was “Complicated,” which has since been nominated for Grammys probably because the Grammy Awards are about as valuable now as an induction into this damn Hall. Luckily, Avril walked away with zero awards, hopefully the same number of hit songs she’ll have in the future. “Complicated” provided us with the great ability to shriek and complain in a song. Why you have to go and make things so complicated, Avril? My brain got quite complicated having to endure mass radio overplay of your damn song!

Then, Avril’s fame progressed into “Skater Boy.” Or maybe it is “Sk8r Boy.” I don’t really know. Regardless, this song was a little more popish, and meant to show that Avril was Britney-ish in a way. Where Britney may go for stiff, boy band singing idiots, Avril decides to feast her eyes on guys who ride around on skateboards, going nowhere, and will probably end up with no future riding their skateboard straight to the back of the unemployment line!

Well, this rant for Avril has gone on long enough. She couldn’t pronounce David Bowie’s name. And that’s not that damn hard. It’s not like Obafeni Ayanabadejo. Geez, man, have some respect for your musical generations before hand. Well, regardless, I’d like to whine out this sweet melody, “Oh Avril, why you make it so complicated, well, see ya later girl cause you in the damn HALL OF CRAP SANDWICH!”