UNIT ANGEL: NOW ONLINE

FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS

C/O Gave and Dimitri (Hi Athrubs! O_o)

Greetings, citizens! To avoid biased questions and to act as a going-away present to us from our cousin Zai, my younger brother Gave and I will be doing this part of the site (With the LEAST help we could get from our cousin, mind you.). We neither belong to nor own Unit Angel or any of its components. We're just here to have fun. So let's rock things up here!!

Bakit MBP Gubs?

Kasi, borrowed from Culture Crash Comics™, it means Master Bossing Pareng Gubs... Gubs nga kasi ang apelido niya Guballa.

Kaanu-ano siya ni Athrubs?

GAVE: I'll answer this!! Kasi ang Bossing nila, addicted kay Athrun Zala so I just decided to fuse the two names and wha-la! Out came Athrubs! Am I not a genius?

DEMZ: Zip it. This is not your interview.

Bakit naging Sip ang tawag kay Jill?

Nung English kasi namin nung 1st year, 2nd sem, ang pronunciation ni Ma'm ng Thief ay "Seef". Thief pa si Jill sa ragnarok nun, e. After that, we all started calling her "Sip".

Bakit naman naging Zai ang Esther Monica Liwanag Trajano?

ZAI: Hello?? Kasi nga ang real name ko ay Cyrill!! (laughs) Hinde... Kasi may childhood friend ako na pareho kaming mahilig sa Dragon Ball Z. Five years later, nakita niya ko and, forgetting my name, tinawag niya kong "Saiyan". Although "Saiyan" did mean a certain race of aliens in DBZ, other people took it as "Sai yan" where "Sai" eventually became "Zai".

HEIDEE: So tunay pala ang Evolution by Charles Darwin?? Hehe.

Guallevenach?? San mo nadukot yon, Zai?

Who cares? Basta may pinanggalingan yan... Hulaan niyo na lang.

"Senpai" means "senior". Bakit Senpai Christian ang tawag niyo when you all belong to the same batch and age bracket?

Kasi Bossing namin si Bossing Gubs. Friend siya ni Christian kaya Senpai Christian.

GAVE: Where's the sense in that?

DEMZ: Your brain fell off the chair again, didn't it, Gave?

Bakit Shmarvin ang Marvin? And what's his role?

There's this shop named "Sadik" ni Malolos. That time we saw it, our classmates called Marvin "Adik"(sa Counter Strike). So we thought it was kind of fun to name Marvin as Smarvin, which eventually loomed into Shmarvin.

MBP GUBS: Yung Shmarvin lalaki. Marvin ang name. Nilagyan nila ng "sh" kasi adik daw. One time nga tinawag nila ako na shbossing.. 0_o. [NOTE: This answer was taken via SMS]

ZAI: Kailan yun??

Who are the members of Unit Angel?

DONNA: Estrella, Heidee C.

HEIDEE: Mateo, Jill Tesa B.

JILL: Trajano, Esther Monica L.

ZAI: Moscoso, Donna Grace S.G.

GAVE & DIMITRI: *sweatdrop*

How did you meet?

Magkakaklase kami. Madami kami nung umpisa pero birds of the same feather flock together daw kaya na-reduce sa apat. At eto na! We're happy together! Ansaya-saya! Ang malupet pa, di kami mababaw!

Pa'no naging Angels?

Sa Alphanet nagstart to... Actually, Kampon ni Christian talaga dapat kaso biglang na-reroute kay Bossing Gubs. Ewan din namin kung bakit. Iniisip nga namin kung ano'ng magiging kahinatnan kung naging Kampon ni Christian talaga... Eh ayun. Dahil sa tatlo pa lang kaming nagraragnarok no'n, tinawag na Gubs' Angels. Medyo masagwa nung una pero pinanindigan din naman niya. (Para namang may magagawa pa ko. -MBP Gubs) Donna began playing Ragnarok as well and though there were four of us already, the name stuck and the rest is history. (What history?? -Heidee)

So who's the favorite Angel?

ALL: SI ZAI!!

ZAI: Ako na naman...! Itigil niyo nga yan!

Bakit si Zai?

ZAI: Ah, lentek... Paki niyo!!

GAVE: Ikaw ba tinatanong??

ZAI: Hindi naman ako ang favorite eh!! Nagkataon lang talagang... Hoy, nakikinig ba kayo!!

DEMZ: Yeah, a great deal of denial phase this turns out to be.

And again... Bakit si Zai?

ZAI: ANO BA KA-- *gets chained to the basement for this question only*

MBP GUBS: Ha?! Ah.. eh, kasi she's the most lively, siya yung first na nakakapansin na nasa paligid na ko, kahit na nakastealth ako... 0_o. And she's cute. [NOTE: This answer was taken via SMS]

Wait, what's with the 0_o smiley?

MBP GUBS: Kinopya ko lang yan sa mukha ko pag nagre-react sa mga sinasabi ni Zai.

DEMZ: A face like an uppercase O, an underscore and a lowercase o?? Now THAT'S something I'd like to see.

GAVE: So the fungi speaks.

Gubs, kayo ba ni Zai?

ZAI: GET OFF MY CASE!!

Fine, we will... Anyway, who's the most addicted to Ragnarok among the Angels?

HEIDEE & JILL: SI ZAI!!

ZAI: Bakit ako na naman!?

JILL: Bakit, e sino bang may guide book at may comics na walang mintis sa pagbili every volume??

ZAI: Sino ba ang laging nasa computer shop? Di naman ako, a.

HEIDEE: Di naman do'n tinitingnan yun.

DONNA: Tumahimik kayo. Pare-pareho kayong mga addict.

DEMZ: Did they answer the question?

Sino ang galante?

DEMZ: What's galante?

ZAI: Si Donna. Financier namin yun eh.

DEMZ: So galante is financier??

GAVE: *laughs very hard*

Sino ang pinakakuripot?

Pag manlilibre, si Heidee ang kuripot. Pero sa tawaran sa tindahan, si Zai!!

Sino ang pinakaselosa?

Si Jill at si Zai.

Sino ang pinakamalakas ang loob?

Si Zai... Lalo na pag topak.

Sino ang pinakamahiyain?

Wala.

Who's the anime princess?

ZAI: Ay, ako yan.

Sino ang pinakacute?

HEIDEE: AKOOOOOO!!

Sino ang asawa ni Kenshin?

JILL: (With waving banner) AKOOOOOOOOO!!

Sino ang MVP??

HEIDEE: Ako, di ba?

JILL: Si Donna.

DONNA: Ako ba? Hindi ako.

HEIDEE: Sabi sa inyo, ako, e!

DONNA: Hindi rin ikaw.

ZAI: Sino? Ako?

HEIDEE: Ako nga, eh.

DONNA: Sige na nga, ako na.

HEIDEE: O, akala ko ba ako!?

JILL: Toknene pala.

GAVE & DEMZ: What's toknene?

Sino ang pinakamatalino?

Wala. Pare-pareho kaming mga genius.

Sino ang pinaka-girlash?

ZAI: Si Senpai Christian! Joke! Si Heidee tapos si Jill!

Sino ang pinaka-boyish?

DONNA GRACE MOSCOSO!!

Sino ang mahilig mag boy-watching?

Ano kami, jologs? Wala sa bokabularyo namin yun.

Sino ang pinakamahirap ligawan?

SI DONNA GRACE MOSCOSO PA RIN!!

Sino ang daydreamer?

Lahat kami.

Sino ang crush ng bayan?

Si Senpai Christian!!

Sino ang madalas himatayin?

MBP GUBS: Si Zai.

ZAI: ANO'NG AKO!!?

Sino ang pinaka-hyperactive?

ZAI: Si Heidee.

GAVE: At ikaw.

ZAI: Me again!?

Who coined up the term Zenorc and why?

Heidee did. Actually, we originally called her Zenorc because of the "looting" (stealing) incident. Jill was having our top student Pao teach her chemistry when æææææ suddenly showed up and dragged Pao to the CR. Heidee figured it was some sort of looting (done by the Zenorc monster in Ragnarok Online) so we name-tagged her that. Her thing for our Master was never really taken into consideration. We just noticed that crush AFTER the name was conjured.

And did your beloved MBP Gubs ever find out?

He found out by himself, eventually... After patching one clue with the other... It took half a year before he figured it out. At first, in denial kami lahat pero the truth will set you free. Tehehe.

Who hates Zenorc the most?

ZAI: Si Bossing... At si Jill.

GAVE: At ikaw.

ZAI: Kuya Gave, nakakadalawa ka na.

Describe each Angel in one to three words.

MBP GUBS: Zai - cute na makulit, Jill - cool pero quiet, Heidee - matindi humirit, Donna - shy but sporty [NOTE: This answer was taken via SMS]

ZAI: Tanggalin niyo yan. Hindi ako cute!

GAVE: AYAW!

ZAI: Fine, I can edit that later.

DEMZ: Do that. We can re-edit it anyway.

ZAI: AAAAAARGH!

War freak ba talaga ang Unit Angel?

Sino nagsabi!? Sapakan na lang, o, ano ba!

Who's Khayrie?

ZAI: Tatay ko at asawa ni Nanay Jill! (laughs)

JILL: Ano ba!? Si Khel ang tatay mo!

ZAI: Hindi, a!

GAVE: Tita Jill??

So si Khayrie ay crush ni Jill?

ZAI: Hmm... Nung una, ako ang may crush dun e. Nare-route kay Jill. Bakit nga ba?? Hmm... Tehehe!

GAVE: Ang gulo niyo.

Bakit Khayrie?

DONNA: Ewan namin kay Zai.

ZAI: Bakit ako? Ewan ko din!

Sino naman yung Khel?

ZAI: Kabit ni Nanay Jill!

HEIDEE: Si Kuya! Crush ni Jill!

JILL: AAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!

Sino crush ni Donna?

Basketball... at ang ADMU at Red Bull Basketball team.

Eh ang crush ni Heidee?

Si Watchi na may RAV4.

Pano yung crush ni Zai?

MBP GUBS: Ako.

GAVE: Nagbuhat ng sariling bangko?? Teka, pare, yung promise mo sa 'kin ha?

ZAI: Ano na naman yaaaaannnnnnn...?

GAVE: Sorry, boys' talk.

ZAI: Weird niyo.

Talaga? Sino crush ni MBP Gubs?

JILL: Si Zai!

ZAI: TIGILAN NIYO KO!!!

Sige, eh sino crush ni Senpai Christian?

SENPAI CHRISTIAN: Si Scarlet lang ang babae sa buhay ko!

Crush ni Shmarvin?

Yung mga character niya sa Ragnarok.

What can you say to wrap this up?

ZAI: Corny. Pinag-initan ako.

HEIDEE: (none to this time)

JILL: (none to this time)

DONNA: (in Bahrain)

MBP GUBS: Ha? Wala lang.