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| Q: why am I so fat? please help, and post your message! I need help! ~a very fat man A: Dear obese, You ask a very good question that we all must ask some day in our boring, meaningless, pathetic, watered down, insane, thrill lacking, anoying, stupid, fruitless, excitment deprived, mind deteriorating, uncomftorble, long, tedious, sick, painful, alienated, isolated, furious, spinless, destructive, racist, lonely, obese, lives. Yours truely, -unitedwerot.com |
| Q: everything I live... is killing.. me. why? (that's been said in a million country songs. and it's not a good question because it's pretty fucking stupid actually but the n it is a good question because of the vicious cycle of being ruthlessly murdered by the things and people and habits you've grown to love. the cycle is repeated over and over many times during our lives and throughout history.) I am merly asking you why. -Amanda A: Dear Amanda, your question is a great one, it is a long one, and it primarily exists in parenthesis. However, it is one that requires a lot of thought, and for this reason I have decieded to advert all attention from the actual question at hand, to this neet little picture of a snake eating it's own tail. It's called an Oruboros, and it may actualy have some resemblence to your question. As for your question, all I can say is that when I enter it into the google search engine, the first site that comes up is "www.karaoke.com" so maybe an answer is there.... actualy probably just more country song lyrics. If you want long term advice, I say, invest in military weapons manufactorers. -unitedwerot.com |
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| Q: Who is corbis? Why is your name Adam? Is blue a secreat power? my butt itches send your replie to NoahHerm2@aol.com Please A: Dear Noah, Thank you for your sudden and random contribution to my website. As for your questions, Corbis is a website in which geocities allows me to pirate pictures from, and post on my own website. My name is Adam because the name was of the liking of my mother and father and it is a custom that my family takes part in to have the parents of a child decied his or her name. I have no knowledge of any secret powers, certainly not any blue ones. As for your butt, good luck. Yours Truely, -unitedwerot.com |
| Q: This is my letter. It is a boring letter. It doesn't like to get to the point. And it is black ink on white paper. Its the kind of letter in which at the end you say greatfully "wow." is this letter supposed to be a question. If it is than that is my question. My letter is saying to you right now: "read me". and you will. Because you must obey the letter. You're probably saying right now "I dont have to do anything i dont want to" but you do. because you just did. Suckers A: Dear Anonymous, Thank you very much for your oh so boring letter. There is not need to apologize for the letter's hesitation to get to the point, I understand completly. I must say afterwords I did say "wow", just as you had predicted. As for your letter being a question or not... I cannot say, usualy questions require question marks, and your letter was completly empty of any of those... so apparently not... but also, your letter was sent to seek knowledge, which means in some way you must of been asking something..... as for obeying the letter..... dammit, you've won. -unitedwerot.com |
| Q: I'm confused. You see, up, to me, is up, and down, to me, is down.But technically, to people in Australia, up to me is down to them and down to me is up to them. And they say "down under" to refer toAustralia, but who decided which way on Earth is up? Can't we all decide on a certain direction for "up", like we do North and South? I went to Southschool to see Scott Longpre and Ty teach children to sword fight. Scott fences, Ty....treats it like a lightsaber. Back to the question, what is the answer? It's imperative that this mess get cleared up, because Australian guys have hot accents, and once, Hugh lived their, I think. Sincerely, Your faithful Pilgrim A: Dear Pilgrim, I can very well see your confusion on the topic of ups and downs and norths and souths and the like. Allow me to explain it to my best degree. "Up" is always the direction you get when you point straight above your head, down is always the direction you get when you stand up and look down at your toes, no matter where you are. "North" is always the direction leading to the "North Pole" and "South" is always the direction leading to the "South Pole". The whole world has agreed to these statements, and there is currently no dispute or arguement to counter them. If you would like to make an argument against these statements, then feel free to start a activist group to enlighten the many people who have for so long been lied to all these years. In the mean time, I certainly hope I was able to reduce your confusion. -unitedwerot.com |