While Silence may, in fact, be Golden.

When I sing my renditions of lyric-less songs..

I DEMAND APPLAUSE.

DO YOU HEAR ME GOD? I DEMAND APPLAUSE NOW, YOU SON OF A BITCH!

Moments after yelling that out, I was struck by a bolt of lightning.

And contrary to popular belief, I did not get the ability to read people's minds or anything like that.

I got the ability to shake on the ground and shit my pants.

 

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